I know theres more than a few here (in therapy) who have accidentally witnessed their parental units procreating to which some extreme emotional upheavel followed, But i am here to take survey of the how many people here actually caught (accidentally) their dads “spanking the monkey” or moms, as the females call it, “finishing the job”.
Catching the parents having sex is bad enuf but what went thru your minds when you found one going solo?
I can’t say I have and I’m sorry. I can, however, recount the time I found my moms dildo.
What did I do? I used it.
All together now: “Ewwwww…”
I can’t say I have sorry
I don’t have anything to add except ewwwwwwwwwww to karomon
…ewwwwww
Yeah, unfortunately. Walked in on my dad in the Family room late one night. At the time, I didn’t realize what exactly he was doing. It was only until later that there was this realization of what exactly he was doing.
Never, but I have caught my father looking at pictures of women in business dressed smoking cigarettes and blowing smoke seductively.
Well, I caught a friend’s mom masturbating.
At least, I think I did—I walked out into the living room from my friend’s room and she abruptly snapped to attention while laying under a blanket on the couch. I suspect she was naked underneath; her shoulders were bare and she had this suspicious look about her.
It wasn’t terribly eventful, but me and my friends didn’t really bring it to David’s (not his name) attention.
Thanks for putting that thought in my head.
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I. Would. Die.
It’s quite odd that I (and many others) have this reaction to any thoughts of my parents’ sex lives. I found…erm…evidence that my mom is having sex a couple of years ago and it grossed me out, yet I want to be perfectly free to have an active sex life at her age*. Why the double standard?
*better get to work on that…
WHY?!:eek:
My sister caught my mom and her girlfriend dildoing eachother once. Shortly thereafter the girlfriend was gone and replaced with a boyfriend. I always wondered if it had anything to do with them getting caught because she hasn’t had a girlfriend since (or before that I am aware of).
"My sister caught my mom and her girlfriend dildoing eachother once. "
Dear Penthouse Forum:
I never thought I’d be writing to you…
I never caught my parents masterbating but I did catch them having sex on September 29th 1980. I am scarred for life.
Because it was there?
I caught my Grandmother once, but you didn’t ask about that, so never mind…
Well, maybe it’s just me, but I’d like to officially nominate this as the “Most Disturbing Thread Title of the Year (Perhaps the Decade).”
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Why would anyone chase their parents while wacking off?
I think I heard my Mother once with a back massager. She sounded a little to enthused to be just be hitting the tight spots on her shoulders. I just left her to her business, and cracked a smile.
Which is exactly the real purpose of this thread. I have the same heebeegeebees just thinking about it and I never caught them doing anything. My older brother’s response to that was since they had me (im the youngest) all thoughts of sex evaporated from their heads… I need to smack my older brother for that.
Anyways, thinking about it from the perspective of a stranger, if I caught a woman doing her business, I might be amused or even tempted to watch. If i picture my mom at that age doing the exact same thing and I have near audible screams of agony and disgust going thru my head. but that would be a subject for the GD forum
Why THANK YOU! 
That’s a sig.
Not mine, but somebody’s
An ex-girlfriend said she went into the bathroom to get ready forwork when her mom was in the shower. No big deal, the ladies in that household always did that. Only this time, my ex happened to look over and saw her mom (through the clear plexi-glass door) diddling herself.
She quickly and quietly left the room.
Happy