Oh shit.
I like how in the comments, two people are worried that the kid will google his mother’s name in the future and come up with that article. Note that she is referred to as “anonymous woman”.
I knew it was you all along. This post was merely a formality.
Sure. The type of guy who screws random women at Megadeth concerts is going to voluntarily open himself up to paying child support.
pravnik- you raw dog you!
Can you imagine the glee on the man’s face if he realizes he was the one? This ad for him seems like a trap. I say trap, but of course I realize he is responsible for his actions too. Maybe he will step up.
PS. If she was that drunk, maybe he’s not all that good in real life. Does it matter? They are both probably under some influence at any time.
The scariest part of this whole thing is that the kid will most likely grow up to be a preacher!
It: Likely to have a lot of issues.
Maybe the woman has other resources besides Craigslist to track down the father:
*"Who woulda thought, who could ever surmise?
That chick would hunt me down like the FBI?
Callin’ all cars, put out an APB
Because this papoose that she’s totin’ looks a lot like ME
Get it outta here, now!
Nine Months Later
She’s knockin’ on my door*
- The Fuzztones
I just hope the baby has blue hair like its mother.
Maybe it will take after both of them and have a blue mohawk.
And piercing eyes…
If I were the red mohawk man, I might question paternity in this case.
But, given the unique situation, and the romantic folly of youth - that can
be inspired at such a concert…the baby must be his, and hopefully he will step up to claim his prize.
What…?
This was literally my first thought when I saw the thread title. I’m so glad to find out her name isn’t posted.
My thought when I saw the thread title was that the man used a syringe and not his member.
So who plays them in the movie?
So was this a concert where both Megadeth and Motorhead performed, or is the woman uncertain as to whether the impregnation occurred at a Megadeth concert or a Motorhead concert?
Don’t raw dog a random, guys!
The kid’s gonna pop out with purple hair 