Help! How do I stop someone from being pulled into a pyramid scheme?

Right. My parents and their friends regularly cut recipes and articles out of periodicals and mail them to each other.

Old folks are weird. :wink:

My father calls me up to recommend certain articles from the New York Times. He always says something like, โ€œItโ€™s in the second section, on page B3.โ€ This is hilarious because Iโ€™m only reading it online, so references to the actual paper are useless to me.