Help! How do I stop someone from being pulled into a pyramid scheme?

Right. My parents and their friends regularly cut recipes and articles out of periodicals and mail them to each other.

Old folks are weird. :wink:

My father calls me up to recommend certain articles from the New York Times. He always says something like, “It’s in the second section, on page B3.” This is hilarious because I’m only reading it online, so references to the actual paper are useless to me.