Help me!!!
Spiderpig! Spiderpig! Does whatever a spiderpig does.
Istanbul was Constantinople now it’s Istanbul not Constantinople…
As ever, I recommend a thorough flushing with “Killer Queen.” Dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind.
Worked like a charm the other day when I was briefly afflicted with “Hold On Tight” by the Electric Light Orchestra.
I’ve always found the eggs song to be good in these situations.
I love eggs!
From my head down to legs!
I love eggs!
It gets the song out, but never seems to get stuck in my bed itself. Thank you Denise from high school for teaching me that.
Why’d they do that?
Numa numa…
Why did Constantinople get the works? That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.
You think that’s bad? I had some stinkin’ Miley Sirus song in my head from yesterday through this afternoon.
Agony.
AAAAAGOOOONEEEEEE!
Are you sure? Well…ok! Here, listen to this, or this. They’ll drive the song outta your head. 
ETA: Likely NSFW, noisy videos, and one of them has beautiful women in tight “club” clothing. (Er, or are they also bathing suits?) ETA2: Those are the videos the group themselves (TTC) link to on their MySpace profiles, also. 
I’m sorry to hear that. Yeasterday I had “Lump” by the Presidents Of The United States stuck in my head for a while. It was all “Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh/Totally motionless except for her heart/Mud flowed up into lumps pyjammas/She totally confused all the passing piranhas…green acres is the place to be…” Wait, what? “Farm livin’ is the life for me/Land spreadin’ out so far and wide… Lump lingered last in line for brains…”
My recommendations:
- I have a blue house with a blue window.
- Blue is the color of clothes that I wear.
- I’m blue dum dahdah dee.
I always find that Lola manages to flush out any other unwanted earworms!
Slight hijack: does anyone else think the singer is saying:
“I’m blue. I believe I will die. I believe, I believe, I believe I will die.”
Whenever I hear that, that’s what it sounds like to me. Odd.
I’m probably not helping, am I?
sighs
draws a deep breath
I just can’t get you out of my head, boy, your lovin’ is all I think about…
Renaldo Lapuz singing “I Am Your Brother”. That oughta do it.
(He starts singing around 2:47.)
I hear “I’m blue. Daba de daba die yaba de yaba die…” I think you’re more depressed than I am;)
You know, they have medication to fix that. 
“I’m blue, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die.”
