Help! I Want To Be a Sex Kitten!

Oh yeah! That’ll work.

I have got to visit Toledo one of these days. :wink:


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

I have to agree with elle - well-manicured hands and well-pedicured feet, with a professionally applied coat of polish, are sure signs of a sex kitten (unless of course the hands and feet are on a man, then they’re sure signs of a deve).

Slinky black dress? I don’t think so. I’ve always thought that women look great in say… Saran Wrap?


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By the way, I’m sure I’m not the first to think this…
Somebody bring a camera to the Toledo Dopefest!!


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Well, here’s two tips that have always worked for me:

• Wear stockings with garters, and “accidentally” reveal this in some way (like, umm, having your skirt fall off).

• Fake interest in what anyone says to you. Try mentally counting backwards from 100, that usually simulates an expression of thoughtful fascination.

I think I need to lie down.


Battles are won in nuance.

:::whispering in Cristi’s ear:::

Flannel jammie pants, a t-shirt and bare feet…works for me, anyway…


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One caveat: Sex kittens are universally popular - but not universally respected. If you want to be the type that’s tons of fun to have around, but never taken too seriously, then it’s a great persona to try on. :slight_smile: Still, it’s usually a good idea to pack a baggy sweater and loose blue jeans, just in case, imho.

Have fun!
Your Quadell

Okay, I won’t be there, but I’ll suggest something out of the House Party line.

Go for the schoolgirl look but with thigh-highs a little over the knee, pigtails if your hair is long enough, a nd a black sweater unbuttoned a little (not a lot) too far, to show some lacy (white) lingerie along with cleavage.

Then, after you’ve flirted with Uncle Beer, have your husband spank you. (Your choice on whether or not it’s really hard–won’t matter, because even the tiniest smacks will probably induce heart failure in some of those present.) Standing in the corner rubbing your bottom while pouting should also help.

Repeat until everyone else has passed out.

Good combination of suggestive and innocent, which I think is what “sex kitten” (as opposed to sexual tigress) means to me.

Have fun!

Bucky

I guess I better buy some spare batteries for the camera tonight.

Here’s my suggestion:

Start off severe and forbidding (a la “Lilith Crane” in Cheers.") Hair pulled back tightly, dark make-up, elegant clothes. Never smile, and be disparaging in your conversation.

In the middle of the evening, shake your hair, remove your jacket to reveal a risky blouse, and get funky! Frequent laughter, showy dancing and wild exuberance are recommended at this point. (If necessary, visit the restroom to spice up the make-up.) People will be so shocked by the contrast they won’t be able to forget you.

I have not been able to locate a schoolgirl skirt that would fit me.

So, I found one of those stretch shirts, and it’s…well, it’s strikingly low cut. So low cut that I couldn’t wear it to work. And with the Wonderbra, the effect is, well, shall we say, very pleasant (I saw the photos of Valerieblaise at the Chicago fest. My new shirt + my new Wonderbra is something like that. :))

But I couldn’t find one in black. So I have innocent blue and innocent pink. Yeah, I bought two. Hey, they were on sale!

I shall spend the rest of this evening practicing “paying unnaturally wide-eyed attention,” as Dr. Watson said, and also trying to get my jeans to accidentally fall off, a la Eve’s suggestion about the skirt.

And UncleBeer? Pick up some D-Cell batteries along with the camera batteries. I am obviously in the mood to party. :slight_smile:


This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”

side note story (aka hijack): A few weeks ago I was getting ready to umpire a women’s fast pitch game at a college in North Florida when a fuse blew and the stadium lights went out. My partner and I are sitting in the dugout waiting for the electricity to come on listing to the girls talk like we weren’t even there. One of the girls say “Why don’t they play the radio or something?”, Her friend replies “Uh, Jenna, there’s no electricity, remember?” Someone from the other end of the dugout pipes up, “Oh come on, one of is bound to have some D cell batteries here!”


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Ask the hubby what he would think & what he would like on you that would be real sexy. Then you can wear that & he would think its all for him. Little does he know.