The Toledo DopeFest is in two days, and I want to leave everyone thinking “Boy, she’s nowhere near as boring IRL as she is on MPSIMS!”
Any tips? 
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
Show up naked?
I just want them to think I’m not boring, Democritus. I don’t want them to hate me. 
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
Anybody calls you boring will have to deal with me, Cristi.
And there’s no jury that will convict.
I’ll just say, “the sumbitch called Cristi boring.”
Case dismissed.
Thanks, Wally! But I still need some “sex kitten” tips. You’re a guy. I’m assuming a healthy, red-blooded Canadian, who likes sex kittens. Help me out, here!
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
Double entendres, suggestive looks, a slinky black dress and buy the first round.
Works every time.
Dubbed The Skunk of Holes by some putz who’s name I have fortunately forgotten.
Don’t need to buy–UncleBeer is supplying.
How about offering to pour?
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
That’ll work if you show some cleavage while pouring.
Cleavage. Not a problem. I do have cleavage.
Oh yeah–any way I can be a sex kitten in public, without offending my husband? He’ll be there too.
Sorry. Forgot about that.
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Check. Ixnay on the catsuit, already being done.
How about the short plaid schoolgirl skirt & sweater?
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Yes, I know CPR, and mouth-to-mouth as well.
Just bought some Wonderbras today. Will that help?
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
You can do mouth to mouth?
Your problem is solved.
I don’t think you need to do any more work to appear kittenish!
The guys are going to be so hot and bothered by this thread that you could merely wink and they would swoon.
Have fun! Maybe next time I am in the arpit of the nation (in-laws live in Sylvania), I could join a soiree.
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
Sigh. It’s a feckin’ sad day when an XX has to ask the XY’s fer vampin’ advice. Good Lord woman, don’t they teach you people anything in them damned magazines?
Okay, time is short, so I’ll put it in a nutshell – Wear black; Scent lightly; Drink delicately; Pay unnaturally wide-eyed attention; Speak seldom; Ignore the other women studiously; and Laugh at things that aren’t even slightly funny.
The guys will fall over themselves, the women will hate you, and your husband will get so nervous he’ll buy you something expensive.
Dr. Watson
"Subscribe to the Home Study course for only three easy payments. Act now and you’ll also receive . . . "
Mz Cristi- The red hair will do. Paint your nails. Paint your toenails. Set em all on fire!
After the blaze, have all lick the wounds. MMMMmmmm!
Mz Cristi- The red hair will do. Paint your nails. Paint your toenails. Set em all on fire!
After the blaze, have all lick the wounds. MMMMmmmm!
No! What I meant to add, was, if that don’t work, try Bellydancing!
OK, hot is stockings, just plain black sheer ones w/ the line up the back (fishnet is trashy), AND a dress/skirt that just barely shows the tops of the stockings when you are “not careful”. I’m afraid high heels are part of the uniform, but they can be regular stilleto, 4", not the new platform types. The others have it right, do black. It is hard to do classy/sex kitten w/o doing Bimbo.
Enjoy the drools & stares!