I don’t have a plot or anything, but all the characters would be…
…wait for it…
…drumroll, please…
liquor bottles!
I think Arnold Schwarzenegger should play Goldschlager. Antonio Banderas could be Jose Cuervo. Tommy Lee Jones as Jim Beam.
Add your own!
Yakov Smirnoff as (what else) Smirnoff.
Johnny Depp as Captain Morgan.
Billy Bob Thornton as Virginia Lightning.
Sean Connery as J&B.
Catherine Bach (“Daisy Duke”) as Southern Comfort.
Sean Connery as Glenfiddich
Ewan MacGregor as The Glenlivet
Colm Meaney as Bushmills
Liam Neeson as Jameson’s
Mako as Sake
We need some ghetto flava— quick.
Samuel L. Jackson as Mad Dog 20/20.
Ice Cube as Icehouse.
P. Diddy as Courvosier.
Snoop Dogg as a 40 oz. Bud
and – who else? Billy Dee Williams for Colt .45
Shane McGowan as a pint of Guinness.
Dennis Hopper as a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Tom Waits as bourbon, possibly Maker’s Mark.
Christopher Walken as Grey Goose.
Philip Seymour Hoffman as Kirsch.
Henry Rollins as Jagermeister.
Shouldn’t he be Sam Adams?
Cheech Marin as Pepe Lopez
No, someone from the Boston area should be Sam Admas. I’m thinking Matt Damon.
Sam Elliott as a bottle of Coors.
Hmmm…all we seem to have cast are male actors…such as Ricardo Montalban as a really expensive “top shelf” tequila…
Well except for that Catherine Bach one…
James Dohan as the Dickel bottle.
A bit of the college crowd:
Pauley Shore as Natural Lite. Or Bobcat Goldthwait.