Help me cheat on this office quiz. I have no clue as to the answer.
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“Do you know your baseball?” **
Picture of desk clock with hands at 3:55 (no AM or PM indication)
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Picture of tilted 5th sized liquor bottle pouring a drop into a shot glass
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Picture of the upper half of a posing women in a teddy night gown with one breast exposed
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Picture of a toilet with the seat up
"…Then what’s the score?"
My guess is it’s five to four (clock at 3:55), one out (drop in the glass), runner on second (exposed breast = “second base”). I don’t know what the toilet represents. Gotta be the count on the batter in my scenario, but I can’t figure it out.
Five to four, bottom of the fifth, one out …
Full count for the last one?
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I didn’t look at any of the other answers, but here goes.
5 to 4 in the top of the fifth with one out and no one on.
It’s 5 to 4 (o’clock), bottom of the fifth (of scotch), one (hooter) out, nobody on (the can).
I like this answer the best so far, but I’d say it’s clearly the bottom of the 5th.
… and looking for a slider.
(Jimmy’s answer came in while I was typing. So what he said.)
They only asked for the score, people.
Then they shouldn’t have included Morgana the Kissing Bandit and her liquid courage (and of course, the aftermath).
Of course!
It’s 5 to 4 and after draining a bottle of whiskey, a women runs on the field in the buff. After being escorted to the security office, she pays for her prank gone awry by worshipping at the throne of the porcelain god.
The ensuing smell causes the umpires to pass out and the game is called with the final score 5 to 4.
Thanks!
