Looks like it’s doable using javascript! Run a javasript in your page that sets up a loop or timer or interrupt or something (whichever uses the least resources in the browser) that changes the document.title property at one-minute intervals.
It doesn’t even have actual video? Jesus must be on a budget.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: if erection lasts less than three hours, consult a structural engineer. 
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: if you see me running, try to keep up.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: better selling than 97.38% of websites!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: gurn gurn gurn
OWDH - May Cause Throwuppage (swampbear? Who is this swampbear chap you speak of?)
OWDH - The One That Says “Bad Motherfucker” On It
OWDH - Now Your Shining City On A Hill
OWDH - And Then All Of A Sudden A Lot Of Shooting
OWDH - Everyone Keeps Their Own Eyes
OWDH - Shoop A Doop Shoop Shoop A Doop
OWDH - Do not look directly into website with remaining good eye.
OWDH - Slippery when covered in grease.
OWDH - You’ve tried other global dictators, now try the best.
OWDH - You don’t make friends with salad.
OWDH - Not a significant source of dietary fiber.
- When you’re not looking, this says something different.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: ISO 9000 approved! It doesn’t matter what we do, just that we have procedures in place.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: the latex catsuit is only the start.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: BHT has been added to the packaging to preserve freshness.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Websafe colours? What are those?
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters giggle
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: if M. C. Escher was a psychiatrist…
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: it has cowboys. AND aliens.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: num_element(dim_has, dim_in) = 2 * num_element(dim_has, dim_in-1) + …sorry, that’s classified.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: my bike is blue; what colour is yours?
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: makes zebra crossings look grey.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: check out our hand-crafts at the OCWDH Store!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Yes. You are Jesus’s sunbeam of the day! 
OWDH: You will find me drinking gin/In the lowest kind of inn,/Because I am a rigid Vegetarian. – G. K. Chesterton
OWDH: Drop it, or the carrot gets it!
OWDH: Morally equivalent to the Axiom of Choice.
Ask and you shall receive. It took me a day to figure out how to do it, but it should be working now. Each ones lasts 20 seconds.
OWDH: Doing unto others.
OWDH: We have your ferret.
OWDH: There can be only one.
OWDH: Dave’s not here.
OWDH: This is not the website you’re looking for.
OWDH: We told Han to shoot first.
OWDH: Still crazy after all these years.
OWDH: No public restroom.
OWDH: All bells. No whistles.
OWDH: The Aristocrats.
OWDH: And now for something completely different.
OWDH: Raining on parades since 1996.
OWDH: We need a new gimp.
Wow! Cool!
[sub]Nitpicks…
There’s a colon at the front of each title. Also, what character set are the titles in? The apostrophe in The Fifth Dentist Who Won’t Recommend Trident shows up as a diamond with a question mark in my browser, but I default to UTF-8.[/sub]
There’s a colon at the beginning if there isn’t a page title, for example, on the home page. On all the article pages it’s prefaced by the page’s title. (since they were getting so long I put the page title at the front). I think it’s just the regular character set.
From the other thread – OCWDHq: [del]Bangs[/del] [del]No bangs[/del] Hair style subject to change
I fixed the colon thing. It no longer shows up if there isn’t an actual title. 
I’m up to 180 randomly rotating titles! Can we make it to 200?
Thanks!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Join our title drive today!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Now webcam-enabled!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Grandpa would have wanted it this way.
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OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Time spent on the internet.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: You know that site that sold its pixels for a million bucks? Every pixel here is like that.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Tablet Edition
¡ʇǝןqɐʇ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝpıs ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ɹǝʇʇǝq uǝʌǝ :sɹǝʇɹɐnbpɐǝɥ uoıʇɐuıɯop pןɹoʍ s,ʇɐɔןɐdo
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Yes. Always yes.
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Abort, Retry, Fail?
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Blue Screen of Death FREE with every purchase!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Do you want fries with that?
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Win a colonoscopy today!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: Sold out of Mocha Frappachinos, Sorry!
OpalCat’s World Domination Headquarters: If you paid all your bills on time, you wouldn’t be here!
~VOW
I SO wish this would work. Unfortunately, it does not.
Need more and sillier titles!