troub, I can’t believe you think she’s cute. If I was a guy, I wouldn’t be turned on by this girl; I’d want to feed her. You can count her ribs! Someone needs to give the girl a cheeseburger, for cryin’ out loud!
we’re not in high school anymore. all people in question are old enough to be college graduates. we all went to the same high school, though, and that’s where the friendships began.
OK - found them
Gawdawful pics. No composition. Poor lighting (betting it’s the on-camera flash on a cheap camera - it’s not sparkling the water as it comes out of the showerhead). Although she’s no raving beauty, she does have the height and build to model - although, she’d look much better with clothes and makeup on.
Ahh screw it, I’m givin’ up. Could someone email the link to me, please?
Could someone email me with more direct hints as well…I just can’t seem to figure the puzzle out! (i believe it’s in my profile)
October, I do agree she’s a little thin. I am at work, so I’ve only peeked at them. . .I’ll have to ahem study them a little more when I get home. . .and actually looking at #7 her face doesn’t look real cool after all. I don’t make comments about people being too thin, especially as long as they look fairly healthy–I’ve seen people with eating disorders, and it’s noticeable. I do, for the record, prefer the aesthetics of ladies with a little more bulk.
So, in order to confirm that your friend is “so much hotter,” please hint as to where we can find her nudie pics to make an objective analysis.
Email me as well… it drives me nuts when I’m reading about things and haven’t actually seen them, and I don’t think computer-savvy to figure this puzzle out. 
No nudie pictures of my friend, but I’ll describe her: 5’9", about 125 pounds. Thin, but willowy, not anorexic. Hour-glassish shape. Great legs, nice ass. Breasts are a middle B, and very shapely (no sagging or pencil nipples). Pretty face–finely chiseled, delicate features. She’s also smart, personable, fun, and NOT a skank (but not prudish, either). I’ll say it again: she’s much hotter than Skanky McShower.
Can I get on that email list as well?
Awright…
I’ve spent about an hour googling various permutations of the “brinkster” domain with the name and various other clues above, with no luck.
Add me to the e-mail list please? (astroboy14@hotmail.com)
Please note, I have no trouble finding enough porn for myself… it’s just that after reading this thread, I gotta see who we’re talking about!
ARRGH!!!
I tried every www??.brinkster.com/kristen, www??.brinkster.com/kristeno and www??.brinkster.com/kristen0 (0 <= ? <= 9) combination available and couldn’t find the correct domain. No 2 blank boxes for me, so I couldn’t start the “name the .jpg” game. Man, do I feel like an idiot.
Please, please someone send the link to me too: mamm@virtos.com.br
Thanks!
Re-read **I am the walrus’s/B post. Start putting in numbers in place of the asterisks. for the username, see the OP.
Well, if every number from 00 to 99 in place of the **, and kristen/kristeno kristen0/kristen01~99 won’t cut it, I give. Damn I got tired of typing in URLs.
Ah my patience payed off…sort of. She’s alright, but (and I’ve honestly never said this before) she would probably look alot better if her breasts were larger.
Yeah me to. For the life of me I cannot seem to find it. Sent the URL to trob@airmail.net. I would like to evaluate these for myself.
Duke has cracked the kristeno porn code.
And was sorely diappointed.
To think I spent so much time trying to find THAT.
Oh well, life’s a journey, not a destination…or something!
Duke has cracked the kristeno porn code.
And was sorely diappointed.
To think I spent so much time trying to find THAT.
Oh well, life’s a journey, not a destination…or something!
Duke has cracked the kristeno porn code.
And was sorely diappointed.
To think I spent so much time trying to find THAT.
Oh well, life’s a journey, not a destination…or something!
waste of 31 minutes. She’s ugly.
I TOLD YOU ALL that they weren’t worth looking for.