I live next to a porn star !

I was doing some online…ummm, research and happened across a video of a Asian woman doing disgusting things. I could barely make out what was happening as I deliberately squinted so as not to see too clearly. On this particular website when a video ends they show thumbnails of related videos - all featuring the same woman under two different stage names. One of the videos had a different, ordinary name, a full name and city. My city. I clicked on that one and one of the next bunch of videos had her full contact information on the splash screen preview.

Two houses from me.

No way, sez I. Perhaps this is revenge porn going on, an ex boyfriend or something. So I looked up the address on the auditor’s website and holy cow, she does own the house under the full name shown in the video.

And now I realize I have seen her a time or two. The houses here have lots of trees and bushes in back but I had noticed her in the back yard a few times. Most of the time I just see an older woman outside. Wonder if she needs her lawn mowed? Nah, see’s not my type.

Dennis

Cool story, bro.

Dear Straight Dope:

I never thought this would really happen to me. Yesterday…

Deliver a pizza to her house.

They gotta live somewhere.

Can you find out if she is single?

I’ve mentioned in a couple of threads that I used to see a fairly famous internet porn star at my gym. I actually became quite friendly with her.
It’s a little weird having a casual conversation with someone of whom you have seen, well, everything.

You saw that video?

Dennis

So does she trim her bushes or Are they a bit more natural? Does she keep her bushes maintained, but have enough for show? What about just trimming the edges and leaving a strip in the middle? She ever just completely remove her bushes just to try it once?

Wasn’t there an AMA thread of someone involved in the production end of the Porn industry on the Dope about 5 years ago? Or perhaps a bit longer. I seem to remember a slight plaint about the web page not making as much money because of pornhub or youporn or something like that?

Wait, the porn site shares the full name and address of the performers? I may or may not have watched an ungodly amount of porn, and I’ve never seen that. Why on earth would the site share that information?

Was the contact information part of the custodian of records blurb, and she used her legal name and address there?

Everybody has to live somewhere. I’ve done some handyman work in a hooker’s apartment while she was, um, on duty

I bet her washing machine breaks down a lot…

Living in The Valley, i ran into quite a few porn stars/people in the industry. Hell, vivid studios was just a mile away or so.

One guy i met was in charge of talking porn performers who lost their nerve into returning to set. Talk about shitty gross slimebags…

Longer than that, but this one and this one?

When you see her in her yard, do you deliberately squint so as not to see too clearly? What exactly are the “disgusting things” you’ve seen her doing in the video? Are you thinking of doing these disgusting things with her? I say go for it; what do you have to lose?

I’ve been with a few porn stars, decades ago, before meeting my husband. They’re no different than anyone else.

Does Karl Hungus come over to fix her cable?

And did he fix the cable?

Don’t know, but the plumber laid some pipe.

Like Sam the Butcher bringin’ Alice the meat!