Help me find this old funny thread

I don’t remember the thread title but it essentially starts off with “…so I’m trying shrooms for the first time tonight, and I’m going to be posting all about it as it’s happening”. I really enjoyed that thread years ago, but cannot find it now. Will you help me find it?

googled Straight Dope Shrooms: Voila.

Ah, the ol’ shoehorn butterhorse. Good times, good times.

Thank you, I did the same search and came up with a whole lot of nadda.

Not to turn this into the Greatest Dope Hits, but have you read Funny things said during lovemaking/intimate moments?

No, but I will definitely check it out.