Help me gently tease my friend (silly names)

I’ve been working with a guy over the last 3 years who’s at a review agency. I submitted a project which he’s been in charge of. We’ve developed a friendship even though we’ve never met in person.

Anyway, I got to thinking about his middle initial, which is “T”. As in , John T. Smith. I’d like to pick a little fun at him with my next e-mail, so I was trying to think of funny names to put for the T, such as:

John T-bone Smith
John Thourougly Smith
John Thibodeaux Smith
John Tryingtobe Smith

etc.

Ya’ll help me out here … what’s some funny “T” names?

Can’t really help you with names but,

Any good nickname has to be based on: personality characteristics, physical features, shared experiences, + good natured ribbing.

Johnson Testicle?

Two Sheds ?

Tiberius

Trilobyte?