Help me get my email read on Willie Geist's morning show

For some reason I’m determined to hear my email read on MSNBC. “Way Too Early with Willie Geist” opens each show by asking people to message why they are up so early and they read a few of the most interesting or clever responses at the end of the show.

Thus far I have been unsuccessful. So what’s a funny reason to be awake ass early in the morning? If I get an idea from here I’ll totally sign it with some sort of SDMB designation. Please help!