I’d like to audition for the role of “kid sitting in a chair spouting off comments every once in a while”
I think that MsRobyn called that a " he Sycophantic hanger-on" I’m not sure though.
And a Gooood Morning to all you cool cats and groovy chicks out there in Doperland! This is Fantabulous Fenris in the AM. We’ve decided to ditch that AM talk-show thing and make the show about what you REALLY wanna hear about. Me! And an ecclectic mix of oldies!
** Ad Noctum-- “Hell Yea, Oldies kick ass, eh?” **
We’ll start things off by playing a request. It’s from ME! My letter to myself reads:
"Dear Me,
We’re both so cool that if we had a crisper drawer, we could keep cabbage fresh! Can we play “Bim-Bam-Boom!” by the El Dorados as the opening song for the start of our new morning show format today?
Love, Yourself"
** Ad Noctum-- You Betchya! **
Sure we can, Fenris! And Fenris, if you were any groovier, you’d be made of vinyl!
** Ad Noctum-- Made of Vinyl
**
:: sound of a needle being put on a record. ::
Someone’s a-knocking on my back door
Somewhere along around about…Midnight.
Someone’s a-knocking on my back door
Somewhere along around about…Midnight.
** Ad Noctum-- Uh-oh! **
:: Sound of door being slammed open. Harrassed voice, just barely audible over the record shreiks ::
“…th’<garbled> do you think you’re doing!!!”
Something I wonder, yes I really, really wonder
Who could that someone be-ee?
** Ad Noctum-- and Fenris in the left corner with a good headlock, oh he got out of it, and he’s got him by the feet, heh, now THIS is quality entertainment! **
“No you <garbled>! You can’t just <garbled>cking change formats! What the hell were you <garbled>”
Somewhere along about 11:44,
Heard someone knocking on my back door.
Hurried to the kitchen to look what I could see…
** Ad Noctum-- he’s got him by the EARS! **
“I don’t care if the idea came to you in a dream. I don’t care if the idea came to you on golden tablets from Jesus <garbled> Christ himself. Now turn this shit off and <garbled>!!!”
::Sound of unimaginable violence. Needle is yanked off the record::
Ahem. Loyal fans of the Fantabulous Fenris in the AM show will be disappointed to learn that I’ve just been informed by our station manager that the decision OW! I said I’d say it! Quit twisting you sunnofa… to switch from a talk-show format to an ecclectic oldies format is reserved for managment FASCISTS! So, following this commerical break, we’ll return to the old Fenris In the Morning show format.
I said stop twisting. You wanna piece o’ me? Fine.
:: more sounds of unimaginable violence ::
** Ad Noctum-- Well, uh… yea they’re kickin’ each other’s ass… heh, OH Shit! That looked like it hurt! wait, I wanna join in on the rumble!.. wait… nevermind… I’d have to get UP then… screwit, I’m goin’ to sleep **
:: dead air ::
Smarmy announcer: Friends, have you ever suffered from the heartbreak of nasal hemerroids?..