Help me lure my friends to The Dope.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I have decided to cast a line into the rippling waters of friendship and see if I can reel two friends ( married couple) into our world.
Without coughing up the sordid details of their Jetset Lifestyle ( Middle Class Whitey’s), I need some bait in this thread inwhich I will email it to them. Classic threads, discussions of intelligent matter and whatnot. (I’ve already linked Celebrity Dead Pool.)

Then, after they are hooked, I can rejoice in watching their daily Real Life productivity drop like rock.

Cause that is what friends are for.

2

Many of the Great Classics are linked here:

:slight_smile:

3

Yes, 14K posts to my name and I am a tard with my search-fu.
Thank you Oh Roonwit!

4

Doesn’t it worry you that they might search out all of your posts and find out what you said about them? A what about the little incident you posted about last year? Do you really want them to know about that?

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(bolding mine)

Who the hell would have the time??

6

Three cheers for Idle Hands!

The “Ask the…” Anthology

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Oh, I sure would make the time. I’m extremely cautious in regard to whom I turn on to this site. If I knew that a coworker (say a former supervisor) was a member and I knew their screen name I’d most certainly look up their posts. I’m just nosy that way, ya’know.

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I recommend a war of attrition – send a link every few days to a good current thread. Be your own threadspotter, IOW.

9

The link to “ask the dead chipmunk” doesn’t work. I guess dead chipmunks don’t talk all that much. Too bad, I have so many questions.

10

You should offer to have sex with the guy. That way, he’ll do it and she won’t and we’re at least up one member.

Hey, if you can’t hav em both, one works, no?

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I’m thinking this is just the bait Shirley needs for her friends. “Well, there was this one post I made back when you had that incident at work…”

12

We’ve never worked together.

I’ve known her nearly 30 years, minus the 19 years we didn’t see each other because of Life, Death and The Stuff Inbetween getting in the way.

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Yes, that was my intention.
But I really wouldn’t want IRL people reading all my posts. Some are so dumb. And the typos and misspellings, Gah!