Okay…
I was bored, all right?
And you know what happens when I get bored. I get…listy. As in, I want to keep my mind active so I make lists and put things in order. Almost OCDish in extremity, as I’m sure you’ll find with this one.
Being bored, I decided to put all of the “Ask the” threads in one place becasue, well, I’ve seen more than one thread asking about them. And a great many complaints on how “they can’t be searched”.
Also, they are all in different forums…
So…
Rather than going all over and spending a whole day trying to put the threads in order Alphabetically and then finding where they begin, and THEN doing it in all the forums you wish to browse them in…I have assembled all of them in one topic.
Now…this isn’t ALL of them…I didn’t include any “Ask the” threads that had less than 18 replies. All threads have at least 19 (or more, or way way way more) replies (so you know you’re not wasting your time clicking any of them just to see a thread with 2 or so posts). So the list here is about 50 or so LESS than how many there really are. But other than those 50, they are all here. From every forum.
They are combined from IMHO, CS, GD, and this forum. The ones in the Pit were all vents and rants rather than actual “Ask the” threads.
This took a whole day to do, by the way, but again…I was bored.
So do which this thread what you wish. Save the URL so you can have it later if you need, spend hours reading past “Ask the” threads…or even just ignore it.
But it’s there for those who need or want it.
Age/Time Specific
Ask the Other Teenager*
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Ask the 50’s Mom
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Ask the other teenage guy!*
Ask the Teenager!*
Jokes, Parodies and "Teh funny"
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aSK THE DRUNK GUY!*
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Ask the evil villian who is about to kill you once and for all!*
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Ask…YOUR MOM!
Member Specific
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b]Misc**
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ask the guy taking a third sick day on a monday with a bag of frozen peas between his legs
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Ask the magic 8 ball*
Ask the Magic 8 Ball*
Ask the Magic Crystal Ball!
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Nationality, Race, Religion, or Location Specific
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Ask the Aid Worker in Iraq
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Ask the Black Guy*
Ask the BLACK WOMAN!!! nothing is too ignorant…i hope…
Ask the Brit bloke*
Ask a Catholic*
Ask the Catholic Guy
Ask the Canadian, eh?
Ask the chick from/living in Missouri!
Ask Eritrean Guy
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Ask the fairly average British bloke*
Ask the Guy From Montana
Ask the Guy in Mosul, Iraq
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Ask the Hindu*
Ask the Iraqi Information Minister
Ask the Irish Bloke*
Ask the Irish Guy?*
Ask the Islamic Guys
Ask the Isreali Guy.
Ask the Jewish settler
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Ask the Melungeon!
Ask a Methodist!
Ask the Mexican Guy!
Ask the Mormon*
Ask the Mormon Gal!
Ask a muslim*
Ask a muslim man
Ask a non-practicing Catholic
Ask the Northern Irish Person
Ask the Orthodox Christian
Ask the person from a small town in Southeast Kansas!
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Ask the Shi`a Nizari Ismaili Muslim Woman
Ask the Singaporean guy!
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Askin’ the Alaskan*
Opinions and Thoughts
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Ask the Atheist*
Ask the Atheist Guy*
Ask the atheists
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Ask the female Pagan college student…
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Ask the Guy with the Greatest Lawn Care Advice Anywhere! Got issues? Check in here!
ask the guy who wants to help you listen to better music
Ask the Guys who are in Love with Techchick
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Ask the Neo-Con!
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