Okay, so…this is now version 5.0. I’ve made this topic five times now.
Well, really, I made it in 2005 originally and have just updated it since then with all the new “Ask the…” topics.
Still, this took hours. Not just one or two hours either, I’m talking about 5-7 hours over a few days. So please go easy on me if you see mistakes.
The last updated version was in 2008. I have added all of the “Ask the…” threads from/made in the last three years to the grand list, so the list is fully updated now.
It has ALMOST every “Ask The…” topic since the beginning to, well, yesterday, although a few aren’t here. Basically in order to get onto this list the topic must have gotten at least 10 replies. So if you don’t see your topic here, you may want to think back to if it garnered that many responses.
If anyone notices any links that link to the wrong topic or that are broken, just let me know and I’ll fix them next year.
Have fun reading!
(This will take multiple posts in a row to post in full)
Ask the Other Teenager*
Ask the 1950s style ex-Teddy boy
Ask the 35 Year Old who has for a year now (and counting) been Dating a Teenager
Ask the 50’s Dad
Ask the 50’s Mom
Ask the 60-yr-old guy who hiked out of Grand Canyon
Ask the American Teen*
Ask the Australian Teenage Guy…
Ask the Australian Teenager
Ask the Canadian Teenager…*
Ask the Cougar
Ask the five year old child
Ask the former teenage mother who gave her baby up for adoption
Ask the guy who engaged in adult behaviors and got beatdowns in middleschool & Didn’t feel bullied.
Ask the male teenager
Ask the Middle Aged Curmudgeon
Ask the nomadic Mormon teenager
Ask The Old (Late 60’s-Early 70’s) DJ Something
Ask the old fart learning to play piano!
Ask the old Fart who is finally just learning to play hockey
Ask the other teenage guy!*
Ask the pimply teenage fast food worker
Ask the Teenager!*
Jokes, Parodies and "Teh funny"
Ask Charlie Sheen
Ask a Moron!
Ask that Hindenburg Annoucer Guy
Ask the ‘time traveler from the future’*
Ask the Apathetic Guy.
Ask the attention whore who loves talking about himself
Ask the Average Guy!
Ask the Cat*
Ask the Cat*
Ask the Chronic Procrastinator
Ask the Complete and Total Asshole!
Ask the Cranky Old Malcontent
Ask the criminal mastermind about to take over the world.
Ask the Dalek
Ask the Dead Chipmunk
Ask the Devil’s Advocate
aSK THE DRUNK GUY!*
Ask the emu!
Ask the Easily Bored Person
Ask the Evil Overlord*
Ask the Evil SuperVillian*
Ask the evil villian who is about to kill you once and for all!*
Ask the Extraterrestial
Ask the Felcher
Ask the guy who claims he’s 4000+ years old
Ask the guy who doesn’t have any answers!
Ask the Guy Who Doesn’t Like to Answer Questions
Ask the Guy who has become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds
Ask the guy who hasn’t yet blown his hand off in a drunken 4th of July accident
Ask the guy who holds humanity in contempt
Ask the guy who is hiding in your bushes.
Ask the guy who is NOT a pedophile
Ask the guy who is not a Scientologist
Ask the guy who just lost a bet to the devil!
Ask the guy who just saw Goblet of Fire
Ask the guy who knows everything about everything
Ask the guy who knows very little about Puff Daddy
Ask the guy who misunderstands followup posts
Ask the guy who say TROY!
Ask the guy who will answer the “ask the guy” questions
Ask the guy who will reply in image
Ask the Guy Who Won’t Reply to Any Questions
Ask the guy who’s got a lot of time on his hands and enjoys talking about himself
Ask the man who’s having a religious experience RIGHT NOW!
Ask the guy who’s sick of all the “Ask The <insert topic>?” threads
Ask the guy with all the answers
Ask the hamsterette!
Ask the handsome fellow
Ask the hung-over, department-store Santa
Ask the kid who doesn’t know much of anything
Ask the King of Awsomeness!
Ask the Living Avatar of GURTHEK, Lord of All He Purveys and Pretender to the Flown
Ask the Mycon
Ask the Passive Aggressive Guy
Ask the PMSing Woman
Ask the person who has seen Mel Gibson’s THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST (spoilers likely)
Ask the polydimensionally motile intergalactic alien.
Ask the Psychic*
Ask the Psychic*
Ask the Putz!
Ask the Raving Lunatic
Ask the Supreme Leader
Ask the Time Traveler*
Ask the Toaster!
Ask the viciously rich Super Bowl pedophile!
Ask the anti-Cecil
Ask the argumentative bastard
Ask the Devil’s Advocate
Ask the Member of an Internet Message Board
Ask the Messiah. No really he came here to answer
Ask the person channeling Hillary Clinton
Ask the Protocol Droid
Ask the Stanist
Ask Dr. Happy O. Lendervedder, leader & leadership authority
Ask Inigo Montoya
Ask Miss Nym
Ask Q.E.D anything!
Ask Qadrop’s Kid!
Ask the Governor
Ask the Intergalactic Gladiator
Ask the…well, me!
Ask Winston’s Co-Workers
Ask A Short Fused Pyromaniac With Issues Gal!
Ask the AI
Ask the bandwagon-hopping #3 chick
Ask the fellow who bought an iPad on launch day
Ask the former stripper/current housewife( and mother)/raving bitch.
ask the guy taking a third sick day on a monday with a bag of frozen peas between his legs
Ask the guy who lives around the corner and just likes to say things…
Ask the guy who hasn’t lost his wallet, but doesn’t know where it is.
Ask the guy who’s downloaded at the Retrosheet baseball data into a database.
Ask the guy typing answers on an iTouch.
Ask the guy who just picked up thirty CD Jewel Cases off the floor.
Ask the guy who’s been an SDMB board member for 10 years today
Ask the guy who’s having frozen corn dogs for dinner
Ask the guy whose Ambien is finally kicking in
Ask the guy with $186.00 in his wallet.
Ask the guy with 17 currencies in his wallet
Ask the guy with a really bad headache
Ask the “Household Guide or Domestic Cyclopedia” c1900
Ask the Iditarodaholic…also restaraunt manger…
Ask the Internet Oracle Priest.
Ask the Jack-In-The-Box
Ask the Lord
Ask the magic 8 ball*
Ask the Magic 8 Ball*
Ask the Magic Crystal Ball!
Ask the Mythbusters!
Ask the girl with the makeshift Ouija board
Ask the pathological liar
Ask the person who just clipped his toenails
Ask the straight, white, married, employed guy
Ask the Wacky American Chick Who Watched the Soviet Union Collapse
Ask the white, male, upper middle class, somewhat conservative, taxpayer
Ask The Woman That’s Currently PMSing