Uh, just summing up the Dope for the past few days. It’s been weird.
So, good movies? Books? Recipes?
Since I feel like sharing, this seems like as good a place as any—I hit the ATM on saturday and got out $400 bucks to head out to Wendover Nevada (about 90 min. from Salt Lake City) on sunday to put some cash on the ol’ Superbowl.
I love almost everything about New Orleans (I have spent many, many happy daze and nights there over the years and will be flying back down for another visit in a couple of months) but I was pretty sure that the Colts were going to be unstoppable. I am not a huge NFL fan, but I watch enough to think that the Saints were going to be way outmatched, and as much as I wanted to see the Saints win for the sake of the city, (New Orleans needs any boost it can get) I just didn’t see it happening…
I get to the casino, cash in hand, and when I got to the sports book window, I just could not go thru with the bet. I didnt want to root against New Orleans, even though I thought that betting on the Colts was money in the bank. At the last min. I changed my mind and put $200 bucks on the “under” meaning that as long as 57 or less total points were scored I would win my bet, no matter which team actually won.
I then spent the rest of night cheering on the victorious New Orleans Saints, drank many free imported beers, won my $200 dollar bet, and with a couple of lucky hands of Blackjack thrown in, I got back home with almost 500 bucks more than I went out with.
It was a VERY enjoyable night!!!
Do you enjoy the Olive Garden?
are you looking forward to sundress season?
Not really, no. Last summer, I had a nasty sunburn. This summer, I’m sticking to burqas. I’d rather look like a nerd than a lobster (or worse).
Too goddamn right I am.
Upon occasion. They have really good Ravioli di Portobello.
Do you or don’t you not like to not use double negatives?
Between Tim Tebow, Drew Brees and Payton Manning…Fuck, Date, Marry?
Take a pack of ginger cookies. Soak them in rum for a few minutes. Meanwhile, whip up a load of whipping cream with some sugar, and stick the cookies together with the cream. Make a ring out of the cookies on a big plate, then cover with the rest of the cream.
Easiest dessert in the world, and tastes amazing.
WARNING: not suitable for Muslim terrorists or pedophiles!
Spent an enjoyable overnight in Toronto last Saturday. My kids got their first subway ride; seemed to be the highlight for them.
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Are you really an angry lawyer, or do you just play one on the internet?
How many children did you diddle in you box seat at the Super Bowl?
actually yes. It means I can stop heating this GD house.
Fuck Tim Tebow, just so I can get pregnant with his love child and watch how fast he begs me to have an abortion.
Date Brees, marry Manning.
Sounds awesome, and kind of white trashy (which is a good thing). Really rich people would look down their noses at it. And yet, it’s sophisticated enough that a pedophile probably couldn’t use it to tempt a child into his grasp. (“Hey, little girl. Wanna rum-soaked ginger cookie with whipped cream”? I don’t think so.) But you could serve it at a Super Bowl party.
As a sunburned, awkward Muslim lobster fisherman, I take umbrage at this entire post.
Please retract.
I will not retract my post. I am a special, unique snowflake, and I do not care about you or your problems.
[sub]I keed, I keed![/sub]
Is there any irony in your life?