Well, reread actually, but I don’t want to get this thread off to a pedantic start. From basing Samwise Gamgee on C.S. Lewis to having not a single toilet break in all those pages, from the reason that the word “tobacco” is never used, though his heroes smoke like chimneys, to his attitude towards women and whether “southering” must be a word if “westering” is, I’ve got the answers and am willing to share them.
Where did I set my wallet?
If Gandalf could charter Gwaihir to airlift Sam and Frodo off Mount Doom in a deus ex aquila, why didn’t he just hire him to fly Frodo to Mount Doom in the first place?
Sauron would have interfered?
Easy. Like Shadowfax, Gwaihir bridles at the idea of saddles, etc. Sam and Frodo, being short and fat, couldn’t ride the eagle without something to hold on to. They can ride shotgun with Gandalf as the wizard has a big shaft they can hold on to.
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So why doesn’t he ever use the word tobacco?
It draws attention to the filthy habit these hobbits (and Inklings - same difference) had, plus it smacks of commercialism. “Weed” is greener, and suits Tolkien’s notion of natural stuff which doesn’t require much processing. No machines (“Curses everlasting be upon their name!”) needed. Plus, a smoker is a thinker. “Fumo ergo cogito.”
Why did Narvi carve the term “Moria” into the entrance to Khazad-dum (Dwarrow-delf, aka “Dwarve-delving”)? After all, it was not called “Moria” (which means black pit) until after the Balrog of Morgoth drove the dwarves out.
And why didn’t Gandalf point out to Denethor, when the latter denigrated Aragorn’s right to the throne because he was a ‘mere’ descendant of the house of Isildur, that Aragorn was also descended from the house of Anarion, via Firiel, the daughter of Ondoher, King of Gondor. Huh? Huh?
Easy. Dwarves are thick and typically monolingual, and there are no flies on an elf.
Simple. He’d fallen asleep struggling through Appendix A. Genealogy isn’t his thing.
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Easy. Like Shadowfax, Gwaihir bridles at the idea of saddles, etc. Sam and Frodo, being short and fat, couldn’t ride the eagle without something to hold on to. They can ride shotgun with Gandalf as the wizard has a big shaft they can hold on to.
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Bollocks. The real reason was that Eagles only had non-smoking flights. Where did Hobbits get potatoes {and tobacco} from if no-one had discovered America yet?
Slashy: yes or no? If yes, with whom?
The world awaits a definitive answer from roger thornhill! We bow before your expertise!
A pair of bid shiny palantirs back top you, mate! You’ve been buying into too many Sir Walter bloody Raleigh stories. They didn’t smoke tobacco - they smoked pipe-weed. And there were spuds in the Shire aea ago. Where do you think you lot got 'em from?
And I even fixed your coding.
Yes, yes, of course you do. But could you keep your questions to some form of recognisably human tongue if you want a reply?
Oh, burn. I prostrate myself before thee, roger thornhill, and most humbly beg thy noble forgiveness!
Human translation:
LOTR is thought fairly widely to be slashy; that is, to have homosexual subtext between various characters. Example: Frodo/Sam, Frodo/Legolas, Legolas/Gimli, etc. Of course, there are quite a number of people who think this is complete and total bunk.
So in your view: any subtext, and if so, with whom?
Lord of the Rings is an asexual book. There’s no nooky – the males are too busy wandering around - and smoking - and the females are too busy looking radiant, dishing out gifts – and dusting and vacuuming after the males have laid down large deposits of ash all over the place. There will always be sickos and saddos who are going to read in a homosexual subtext every time a sword is unsheathed or two blokes suck on the same pipe. Same as there will always be those who see a subtler meaning to what Dubya says. “Seek ye not the mysteries ere thou hast grasped the bleeding obvious.”
Thanks. I’ve fixed your spelling in return.
What do you think is the recpie for lembas?
Just who is Tom Bombadil? Is he the eldest, or are the Elves eldest? What power does he has over the ring?
Flour, eggs, milk, whey and a pinch of salt. (The translation “waybread” is a mistranslation from the Luthien - should be wheybread.) And notice how Tolkien has his little fellahs eating white bread - reflecting mid twentieth century mores.
He’s a right pain in the neck is Tom. Tweer than twee. And as for the woman he lives with, wet doesn’t do her justice.
Well, they evolved around about the same time, so your guess is as good as mine.
Absolutely none whatsoever. He’s the Karl Rove of Middle-Earth.
Have you been down at The Green Dragon again?
You mock that which you do not understand. It is clear that your will is being bent towards the dark spirit. It is rum indeed. You covet that which you cannot have - if you only knew it, that which you cannot handle.