I have a Magic Crystal Ball in Yahoo Messenger. It works just like the Magic 8 Ball we all know: ask a yes or no question and it will give you the answer.
So ask away! The Magic Crystal Ball sees all! Knows all! Tells all!
Is existence a predicate?
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Is existence a predicate?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Cannot predict now.”
Will my car be fixed cheaply and quickly?
Will I pass this stupid exam?
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will my car be fixed cheaply and quickly?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “It is certain.”
Oh, very encouraging answer, there!
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will I pass this stupid exam?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Most likely.”
Hmm – keep studying! Keep 'em coming, folks! Step right up, step right up!
Will I get lucky?
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will I get lucky?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Without a doubt.”
Whoo-hoo!
Here’s a couple:
Will OUR car be fixed cheaply and harmlessly?
Will I receive fat fellowship for next year? Or B) Will I end up poor and disgruntled in foreign lands?
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will OUR car be fixed cheaply and harmlessly?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Very doubtful.”
Uh-oh! That doesn’t sound good!
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will I receive a fat fellowship for next year?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Better not tell you now.”
Well, that’s cryptic!
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will I end up poor and disgruntled in foreign lands?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Very doubtful.”
Hmm. So either you won’t be poor and disgruntled, or you just plain ain’t goin’ anywhere.
Will I have enough money for school next year?
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will I have enough money for school next year?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Signs point to yes.”
Dear Magic Crystal Ball,
Will the neighbors shut up?
Signed,
More than slightly perturbed
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will the neighbors shut up?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Outlook good.”
Hey, Magic 8-ball!
Will I be able to make my flight home?
Ooooooo, Magic Crystal Ball, the question is asked: “Will I be able to make my flight home?”
The Magic Crystal Ball responds: “Outlook not so good.”
Uh-oh!
Will I get the books I wanted for Christmas?
[sub]Please say yes please say yes please say yes…[/sub]
When will you get tired of copying and pasting everyone’s questions?
Well, you know…the yes or no version of that.
Is the Magic Crystal Ball lying right now?
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