Ask the Magic 8 Ball

This thread is turning into an “Ask the Magic 8 Ball” thread, so I decided to start an official one.

Ask the Magic 8 Ball a yes-or-no question.

Oh, all powerful magic 8 ball…
Will I get that one thing I want more than anything?

Faruiza: SIGNS POINT TO YES

Yaaay for me! Thank you, Magic 8 ball!!!
:slight_smile:

Will my granddaughter and have have tea at the Ritz in Paris within the next year?

Full question: Will my granddaughter and I have tea at the Ritz in Paris within the next year?

Zoe: OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD

Sorry. :frowning:

O, powerful eight ball… O, magic eight ball! Will thou tellest me ifeth I shall gettest laid Thursday next?

kneels reverently before the great and magic eight ball, eyes filled with silent awestruck wonder

SanguineSpider: IT IS DECIDEDLY SO

Dang, I was going to ask a simple question – I hope all the kowtowing isn’t necessary.

Is Bachelor #1 going to call?

twickster: IT IS CERTAIN

:smiley:

Oops! I forgot to say thanks.

Hey – you never got back to me on the lucky socks thing…

Well, I’d hate to stretch out your lucky socks. (I wear 10-1/2 or 11.) Howzabout dedicating your lucky socks to me for as long as I need them, and I’ll virtually wear them? :slight_smile:

You got it! Mi lucky socks es su lucky socks!

Oh Magic 8-ball, will that nice woman e-mail me again?

Groovy! :slight_smile:

Well, Magic 8 Ball is going to take a break for a while.

But first…

if6was9: YOU MAY RELY ON IT

Thanks Johnny L.A.-t Ball! :stuck_out_tongue:

What’shisnamewhat’shisname!!??

SPILL IT!!