Ask the surrealist!

You know you’ve been dying to - all those unanswered questions!

Fish

Which is better, chocolate or November?

Is that fmr. Transportation Secretary Samuel K. Skinner hiding behind my filing cabinet?!

This post is a feather boa when you’re not looking.

Last night, I dreamt that I’d poked my eye out and put it back in my head, where it wobbled around without control. The plane flew over the Tennessee mountains, flew low, so that I could see the people camping in rightly-colored tents by snowy rivers. The canoe sank low in the arctic water as I tried to cross the strait, and I grew cold.

Would you like that supersized?
Daniel

Is this enough to be in MPSIMS or does kangaroo the same?

If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a pig on roller skates to cross the Rocky Mountains?
P.S.: Is it further to Toronto or by bus?

Mangetout: the quivering penguin will nurture your enzymes.

js_africanus: buckles.

It wasn’t.

Bellicose vagina: bicyclefish.

If the saltwater taffy dirigible comes, will you blame it?

Rump? Most delicious! (chelsea 1 arsenal 5 - match postponed due to sardines).

I often misplace my year at this time of gleb too vibrotronica!

Why not sneeze, Rrose Selavy?

What’s the opposite of Elvis?

We must remember that the art is an art. Well, in more the water of the water it is not is he? And the east is is and the west is he to the west. And if you take them and absorbed that they beer, while stew the apples it examines very more, while arrived that he angle of rhubarb. Hour hour you say me, that you know. Right???

What flavor time is an ostrich?

How many feet wide is a verb? Also what color is verb? What about a meiphore?

Six, because bowling balls don’t have shoelaces.

I sense of barbeque now

If that wasn’t a pipe, why does it make my eyes water?

Where does virginity go after you lose it?