This thread is intended as a forum for people to ask Torgo anything Torgo-related.
Torgo, how do you handle the awesome weight and responsibility of being Torgo?
Thanks for asking, Torgo. It is not easy being Torgo. One must become educated in all things Torgo and acquire a unique enlightenment, a kind of “Torgoana” if you will. It’s not for everyone
Torgo, your physical attractiveness and sexual stamina is legendary. How do you do it?
Thanks for asking, Torgo. A steady diet of Honey Nut Cheerios and taco sauce does the trick (or “tricks”, I should say!)
Torgo what do you do while the master is away?
Torgo, what’s the REAL story behind you and Angelina Jolie?
Heh heh! Let’s just say that after a night with Torgo, Miss Angelina pretty much forgot all about her brother!
SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE JLPICARD! ONLY TORGO MAY TALK!
Torgo-- is it true that you were once arrested in Ulan Battor for committing an indecent act in public with a blow-up Kathy Lee doll?
Is it true that your spleen is cunningly engraved with the 7 ancient Chinese sacriliges of Tsao-Tsao? Can I open you up to read them? Do you open yourself up on holidays & read them on public access television?
What was the date on which you were thrown out of a Turkish prison; on the grounds that you were “just too disgusting to keep around the place”?
Can I have a nickel?
Torgo, do you know any good pasta recipes?
<<<Torgo-- is it true that you were once arrested in Ulan Battor for committing an indecent act in public with a blow-up Kathy Lee doll?>>>>>
Yes, my Cathy Lee Crosby doll has gotten me into many a scrape with the local constabulary.
<<<Is it true that your spleen is cunningly engraved with the 7 ancient Chinese sacriliges of Tsao-Tsao? Can I open you up to read them? Do you open yourself up on holidays & read them on public access television?>>>>
Torgo donated his spleen to Mankato State University many years ago and knows nothing of your peculiar “yellow-man” religions.
<<<What was the date on which you were thrown out of a Turkish prison; on the grounds that you were “just too disgusting to keep around the place”?>>>>
That was May 9th of this year and Torgo was thrown out, not because he was disgusting, but because he kept on buggering his cellmate…of course, that doesn’t mean Torgo is gay.
<<<<Can I have a nickel?>>>
Lick my nuts, freak.
1 lb. pasta
1 1/2 lbs. roma tomatoes, chopped
6 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
1/4 cup fresh basil, chopped
5 oz. goat cheese
4 oz. feta cheese
Boil the pasta and mix the rest in a large bowl. Drain pasta and immediately dump into bowl with the rest of the raw sauce (the hot pasta will melt the cheeses). Serve immediately.
Torgo, what’s your workout routine?
MON: Biceps, back, cardio
TUE: Cardio
WED: Chest, tris, shoulders, cardio
THU: Cardio
FRI: Legs, cardio
Torgo, isn’t it odd for a 34 year old man to sit at his place of work, typing in questions on a message board and then answering them himself, with no attempt to use a falsified screen name so at least it doesn’t look like he’s completely insane?
Somehow, I expected the workout schedule to look like: MON-knees TUE-knees WED-knees…
Torgo, why do you look like a chainsaw sculpture?
So you think I’m insane, eh? Well Torgo doesn’t care WHAT you think, even if you are me.
Why do you look like a big dumb poopyhead?
Torgo, Janeane Garofalo or shellfish?