I know: Let's flatter each other shamelessly for sig lines

Have you noticed how some posters here have flattering sig lines that consist of a quote from someone else? You know, a quote that praises the poster as the best, brightest, hottest, smartest, bestest person in creation.

Well, I don’t have one of those.

I want one.

So here’s the deal. In this thread, you get a chance to get the most flattering sig imaginable. All you have to do is praise the previous person to high heaven. You don’t even have to know the poster. It helps if you do, but if you don’t, just make something up. The goal is outrageous flattery.

So let’s begin.

Satisfying Andy Licious is so hot, I’d crawl a mile over flaming, broken glass just to suck the lug nuts on the truck that hauls her pantys to the cleaners.


She told me she loved me like a brother. She was from Knottoush Abbey, hence the Joy!

Gatopescado: quite possibly the finest person I’ve ever had the pleasure not to have known.

El_Kabong, I mean I’ve seen hot but Jesus Christ!

Uhhhhhh. Thanks, gatopescado, but I don’t think I’ll be using any of these. What would my girlfriend think?
Cecil? Ed Zotti? Forget 'em. The only reason to read this board is Bruce_Daddy.

Bruce Daddy makes me want to slap my flippers together and bark like a circus seal till my bow tie spins.

Bruce_Daddy - I’d want to bear your children, if the position weren’t already taken.

BruceDaddy – worth a triple simulpost!

Only for Bruce_Daddy would there be a Triple Simulpost.

DeVena – because great minds think alike. :stuck_out_tongue:

Bruce_Daddy, the penultimate answer to the ever philisophical and cosmos-rending question “Who’s yo’ Daddy?”

ah crud. Beaten to the punch by 6 minutes. I blame the lag. Always the lag.

Teegus– cosmic philosopher and bon vivant.

twickster can brown my bacon anyday.

Teegus, sliced bread has net its match.

Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor - it always takes me a minute to figure out how to pronounce his name, but it always makes me smile.

All right, someone tell me my tongue is 18 inches long and prehensile! Just say it! C’MON, SAY IT!! I NEED THIS!!

Um, that should be “met its match.” Although “net its match” does strike me as being rather amusing…

You know, a Giraffe’s tounge is 18 inches long and prehensile!

Oh yeah, that’s the good stuff…

Mmmmmmm…

I almost forgot: Ender_Will’s tongue is also quite long and probably very wiggly.