Get yer personalized sigs here!!!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Verrain graciously offered this in another thread –

Inundate him folks.

2

Yes please. Make sure it fits my narcissistic personality. Or not.

3

Aww… now, be nice to Verrain. He’s just a poor newbie who spends most of his time in a lab doing research.

4

I need a sig that accentuates my broad shoulders while not making my butt look too big. It should also be reversible so I can flip it inside-out in bad weather. Preferrably a palindrome that makes an indirect reference to the Kamchatkan peninsula.

Oh, and I need that on my desk by Friday.

5

I want one that makes me look cosmopolitan and studly. It should also include the word “Brobdingnagian.”

6

Oh yes, please. I’d like something short and sweet, slightly flirty with a touch of sarcasm. Got anything better than “Tits, they’re not just for breakfast anymore”?

7

Sounds good. I’ll take a sig.
Can’t argue with free (unless it’s a kick in the pants).

8

Well, I’m always on the lookout for something to stuff down there…uh, stick below the stuff that matters…um…huh, wow, that sounds really gay [sub](not that there is anything wrong with that!)[/sub]…Let’s say I’m looking for a new sig and leave it at that.

Now, it has to be trendy, yet classic. Simple, yet Escher-esque. Less filling, but great tasting. Oh, and it should have something to do with snow, mountains, skiing, snowboarding, SCUBA diving, driving fast, eating well and hi-lighter markers. Oh, and sex, too.

9

Moi, please. :slight_smile: I’m still kind of a newbie, so I need a sig that makes up for my poorer posts and their lack of funny. Something that makes folx remember me for something other than my appearance in BDSM threads, possibly.

10

Super…I’d love a sig…something with whimsy and wit would be grand :slight_smile:

11

Saw that ChiefScott started this thread and I thought he was the one offering the sigs… He just might have been able to get me to get rid of my current smiley one, too, if he’d come up with a good enough one…

But since he’s not the one doing the sigs, I think I’ll stick with what I have right now, thank you!

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You know Chief Scott, I used to like you. Just for that:

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):slight_smile:

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
There’s your new .sig. Wear it proudly.

As for the rest of you, if you truly want one, know that I a very busy person and any .sigs will be written on my time table. Which means after my job, my homework, my video games, my drinking, my PBEM, and flirting with Arden, I might think about writing your .sig. Those still interested in a work by the master, are welcome to keep posting. I might even read them.

Oh and I’ll need an Email proving you are really a friend of the person I originally made that offer to. Can’t just accept people off the street, you know. :slight_smile:

13

Hey, Tequila, in the same vein:

“Orange juice for breakfast? I have ANOTHER juice you may like…”

14

giggles I got the very first Verrain sig! dances around And I thought Chief Scott was the one gonna give them out. ah well I have plenty of sigs but a new one is always welcome. But this one is MINE!

15

ChiefScott already wrote mine for me. Didn’t even know it.
Always bear your sig in mind when you’re being insulted.

16

I was the ONLY Doper to greet ChiefScott on his first night in Ft. Lauderdale when the Mighty Ike pulled up. We avoided ossifers and flags all night as we hopped bar to bar, imbibing what was there to be imbibed. I’d say that qualifies, huh, Chief? (To be answered after his weekend with his son)

As a flirtatious, Marine, motorcycle riding, shaved, semi-exhibitionist, beer drinkin’, Southerner living in MIA, GIMEE A SIG.

17

UncleBill, I think the quote from Verrain is refering to Obsidian Butterfly (see quote in OP), not Chieffy.

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It must be pithy, aerodynamically streamlined, and contain a strongly-worded foreign policy statement. It must be made of fudge.

Get started.

19

Indeed, Uncle Bill, has failed the test.

  1. That was not an Email.
  2. He picked the wrong person to claim relations to.
  3. He didn’t say please.

Your number is 2,345,678. I will be with you as soon as possible. Now serving number 2. :slight_smile:

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Ahh, Grasshopper, you haver much to learn.

  1. That was not an Email.
  2. He picked the wrong person to claim relations to.
  3. Hi Opal!
  4. He didn’t say please.

I do NOT claim relations with ChiefScott!

I am not accustomed to saying PLEASE! I said GIMEE!