OK count me in, I need a bit of excitement in my life…
Keith
No I don’t. In fact how much do you want for that one?
However, I saw this and thought of you.
No; we have been as usual asking the wrong question. It does not matter a hoot what the mockingbird on the chimney is singing. The real and proper question is: Why is it beautiful.
~ Annie Dillard ~
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I’d like to give out sigs also, if anyone wants to get any. They might suck, but hey, you get what you pay for.
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I am ready for a new sig. I’ll take all offers into consideration. 
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For a new sig you perverts! 
No, no, Verrain! For Tequila I’d like to suggest:
Bend over and recieve your destiny!
[sub]I love that one. One day I’ll convince someone to take it[/sub]
Actually, dear, I got the first Verrain sig before he even signed up on the boards.
[I’d put a smilie in here but I promised **ChiefScott** I’d abstain for the weekend]
I’d ask for one, but, being in the unfortunate position of not knowing anyone here, I’ll have to resort to using my own grey matter. Oh well. Better go pick it up from U-Haul Storage.
What did I do with that damn key…
Well it was tough, but I revved up my telepathic circuits amd delved into your memories about that long long ago trip to Russia, back when your butt was tighter, and summed it all up into one simple reversible phrase.
Natasha? Ah, Satan!
Thank you for using Verrain’s Sig Serivce, where you get what you ask for, eventually.
Sorry it is just impossible to look cosmopolitan and studly, and use the word Brobdingnagian. You’ll have to choose which is most important.
As you have left it completely open to me, I throw out some random things for your consideration.
Owl, wise though he was in many ways, was able to read and write and spell his own name WOL, yet somehow went all to pieces over delicate words like MEASLES and BUTTEREDTOAST.
“Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, or a new country.”
–Anais Nin
“What I look forward to is constant immaturity, followed by death.” -Dave Barry
I THINK THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING in science called the “reindeer effect.” I don’t know what it would be, but I think it’d be good to hear someone say, “Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer
effect.”
Jack Handley
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
The Force. It surrounds us. It enfolds us. It gets us dates on Saturday Nights.
Obi Wan Kenobi, Famous Jedi Knight and Party Animal.
I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
J. Edgar Hoover
Stanley looked quite bored and somewhat detached, but then penguins often do.
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
Marin County newspaper’s TV listing for The Wizard of Oz
“I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, ‘cover for me.’ Number two, 'oh,good idea, boss. Number three, ‘it was like that when I got here.’”
Homer Simpson
They’re multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips
on, but they take them off.
Pratt & Whitney spokesperson
explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly
$1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?”
Larry Miller
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women’s breasts?
Jay Leno
Dang it Arden Ranger destroy my happiness at being the first for once in my life. sniffs and looks pathetic now hugging her sig close to her
There, there. You are his first official board sig and the first one that asked if you could use his stuff, which means he will forever remember you fondly.
That’s true! smiles and perks up then realizes she has to go to bed despite wanting to stick around Dang it… Sometimes I wish I could get by on less sleep and not have people on my case about bedtime.
Hey! UncleBill!
We found a sig for ya! [sub]Verrain’s gone night-night[/sub]
“I’m just a victim of my genetic caveman heritage. C’mere.”
Can I sign up? I’ve been using my current sig for a whole couple weeks now.
<slowly meandering into this thread, with only a slight limp as a reminder of a recent attack by a random kidney stone, purplebear attempts to check out this amazing newbie with the quick wit and tarp as a shack mind while remaining fairly inconspicous; not realizing that her soft, deep amethyst fur tipped with lavender on top of her head, would make her stand out in any crowd>
Ummm, 'scuse me, kind sir. Yes, you, Mr Verrain. If you would be so kind, if you could possibly find the time, that is; I would be most appreciative of a sig from you. Tell you about myself? Hmmm. I don’t really like to blow my own horn. What would you like to know?
Perhaps a short list, if that is possible, might be in order, for you to choose from.
I love to flirt <long as Mr Bear doesn’t mind>
love stuffed animals, 'specially teddy bears
love Flutterbys, called them that since I was a kid <adore Obsidian Flutterby’s name ;)>
unicorns, dragons, and other assorted supposedly mythical creatures
have my very own special Knights to watch over me and rescue me <and graciously overlook how often they must do the second and how closely they must do the first at times>
I love to flirt
Hugs! I am proudly a Hugaholic
I’m a military brat, and adore men in uniform
I love to flirt
I’m old enough to know better and young enough to do it anyway 
roses are my favorite flowers, next to Lilies of the Valley
heck, any flowers are great
I have been known to bribe for chocolate
I’m told I have ‘incredible cleavage’, though I of course would never be so crass nor self-absorbed enough to look
friends mean a great deal to me, and I fail all too often at telling them that
did I mention I love to flirt?
'Tis to be hoped this will be enough for you; if not, ask for any clarification you may require, my dear.
{{{{{{Verrain}}}}}}
[Hijack-continuation] OOh, I want a Totoro sig! And it doesn’t matter that they might suck, the price is right. Course, sucking’s not always a bad thing, ya know… [/hijack continuation]
Oh YES!!! That one fits him better than any I’ve ever seen!!!
chortles on her way to the shower