Verrain:
I can do without the cosmopolitan and studly, but give me the Brobdingnagian. I can wait for quality.
::following TruePisces into the shower::
Hey little girl, wanna see my sig?
I’m going to use this as a sig, but for a couple of very personal reasons, I’m going to shave off the end of the quote.
I think that sums up my attitude.
[pretend there is a smiley here.]
Thanks!
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*Originally posted by purplebear *
**<slowly meandering into this thread, with only a slight limp as a reminder of a recent attack by a random kidney stone, purplebear attempts to check out this amazing newbie with the quick wit and tarp as a shack mind while remaining fairly inconspicous; not realizing that her soft, deep amethyst fur tipped with lavender on top of her head, would make her stand out in any crowd>
<description of wonderful person snipped>
Not only will you get a .sig, my dear, but I have taken your compliment as my own. 
Oh my! What a big sig you have! I wonder what happens if you add water? 
[sub]Btw, happy 500![/sub]
Verrain, maybe I could use a new sig to replace my love one (since the others are here to stay). Can you find an appropriate one for me? Take your time. This one isn’t due to expire for awhile.
Why thank you, kind sir. Most appreciated.
<Blushing, purplebear drops into a curtsy, bending really low; only to notice that she’s showing a bit too much cleavage than is proper. Attempting to surreptitiously cover herself better, she overbalances and stumbles at his feet, increasing the blushing considerably> Oh, my! Do forgive. I, er, that is to say, er… <Rushes from the room, quite thoroughly embarrassed now>
Hey purp, my dear…what’s the matter…a little too top heavy. (Oops…bad me, now I deserve to be spanked)
BTW, I could use a new sig!!!
Yes yes! You must give us all a good spanking! And then…
Hmmmm, the dragon here needs a new sig…I promise not to eat any of your cattle while you consider it.
Hey, screech-owl…Don’t you really mean ‘What I look forward to immature consistancy’?
Sure, why not? The current quote’s getting kinda old…I’ll use yours until racinchikki says something else stupid…
Well are a few with dog themes, and some wit and whimsy besides.
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.” - Mark Twain
“You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!’”
– Dave Barry
“When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they’re going?”
– Douglas Gauck
“I had a linguistics professor who said that it’s man’s
ability to use language that makes him the dominant
species on the planet. That may be. But I think there’s
one other thing that separates us from animals – we
aren’t afraid of vacuum cleaners.”
– Jeff Stilson
“Fish are supposed to be brain food, and yet people eat it on Friday and then do the silliest things over the weekend.”
– Unknown
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
– Ben Williams
“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.”
– Dave Barry
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”
– Sue Murphy
“I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.”
– Unknown
Any of those fit you? If not you may return them for alteration.
Try these Doctor Who quotes on for size.
The Doctor: “I am a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot.”
The Doctor: “There are some corners of the universe that have bred the most terrible things, things which act
against everything that we believe in. They must be fought.”
The Doctor: “Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority.”
The Doctor: “The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common – they don’t alter their views to fit
the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views.”
Organon (introducing himself): “Astrologer extraordinary. Seer to princes and emperors. The future foretold, the
past explained, the present…apologised for.”
How about this?
I just think that people who go out and buy perfect bodies cheapen it for the rest of us that are naturally exquisite.
Varrain… just wondering but who is Organon? Is that a book reference? If so… what book?
oh and I just noticed this
Not all dragons are big and nasty! And do believe! Do! is the Dragon Goddess… ask Cumber
Of course not all Dragon’s are big and nasty. Only reality is. Not that I believe in them of course. And you will find for special dragon friends, I am very good at suspending disbelief.
Well I came up with two, one odd, one touching. Let me know what you think.
I am the goddess of heavenly bodies and brownies. Want one?
We are angels with but one wing, and it is only by embracing each other that we fly.
Well is a :bump: and an invitation. If any of you out there liked any of the quotes put forth you are of course welcome to take it as .sig. If you don’t see what you like, describe you desired .sig. I’ll see what I can do. No promises on when of course, but I do what I can.
Verrain, just wondering if you missed my request (since it was on the end of a little flirt ) or just not come up with anything for me yet. I don’t mean to be a pest, just curious. Not looking for anything in particular, just something that fits me.
Thanks!
Interesting choices. I like both of them, but since I only have room for one right now, I’ll take the second one. Either you’ve been reading a lot of my posts or you’re remarkably intuitive about people. Thank you very much.
Now, if you’ll excuse this hijack, I must answer a few rascally people.
Pipefitter said: Hey purp, my dear…what’s the matter…a little too top heavy. (Oops…bad me, now I deserve to be spanked)
[Heavy sarcasm] Perhaps, dear, for your delicate tastes.[/heavy sarcasm] And, yes, you do deserve to be spanked. C’mere, you rascal. 
Now bend over my knee, yes, that’s right. No squirming now, or I shall have to really get firm with you. wicked, sassy grin
Then, Vestal Blue followed his comment with: Yes yes! You must give us all* a good spanking! And then…*
And then what, my dear? <best innocent look> You’re both incorrigible flirts, which is probably why I love you and put up with you. So, you’re next. Bend over my lap, there’s a good boy. 
I promise to be gentle with you. faintly heard, ladylike giggle
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*Originally posted by purplebear *
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Interesting choices. I like both of them, but since I only have room for one right now, I’ll take the second one. Either you’ve been reading a lot of my posts or you’re remarkably intuitive about people. Thank you very much.
Your welcome. I would like to flatter you and say I did extensive research but only the posts in this thread did I read. Your description was excellent. The second one is actually my paraphrase; the original is below. Feel free to use which you like better.
- We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other.
– Liciano De Crexcenzo