Help me make a lolcat... er, lolferret!

I gots me a really cute photo of my ferret and my friends’ kitten. You’d think this would be enough to get the creative juices flowing, but I’m drawing a blank. Can anyone help me out by suggesting a good lolcat caption?

Oh, thanks a lot, you made me click the link to icanhascheezburger.com. Now I won’t get any work done for the next day.

Dunno about the caption, my creativity seems to top out at “LAPDANCE BUTTSECKS!”

I have no ideas but oh my lord, that’s adorable!

Thanks! There’s another cute one of Frettchen wrapped up in a blanket in case anyone has any lolferret ideas for that.

I on ur lap

maken new species.

You might just send it to Cuteoverload, where cute captions aren’t required.

Forbidden Luv, I has it.
Super cute pic and I second the suggestion to send it to Cuteoverload for the interspecies snorgling win!

I don’t know what to call it, but holy shit, that’s adorable. Ferrets are just small cats anyway. I’m still wrapping my head around the fact that ferrets exist and they’re legal.

Im on ur lap

humpen ur ferret

And also, squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh, great. Do you know what you’ve done? Do you know what you’ve done? You’ve gotten me addicted to lolcat builder again. Just when I thought I had kicked the habit, you cause me to fall off the wagon.

Bastard.

[sub]Squeee.[/sub]

"Inturacial relashuns…

…I has them"

What’s wrong with the caption: “I can hugz him and petz him and calz him George!”

"I give you sexy eyez

then it’z bizness tiem".

I can haz snugl?

I iz equol oportuniti kitteh.

Gotcha ya!

Iz so wrong…

butt so rite!

FERRREETTSSQUUUEEEEEE!!!