Help me name a bar

My friends are getting together to start a bar business but they can’t decide on a name yet.

A short description - it’s a three level space in an arty part of town. Clientle will be a mixed bunch - art students, young professionals.

The ground floor is where the main bar is. Standing room only with a stage at the back. The basement will be a ‘loungey’ chill-out space. And the top floor’s an open-air space with seats for smokers.

Decor will be stone and wood. And I think they’ll be asking some of the students to contribute prints and paintings for the walls.

Music will mainly be a mix of alternative rock, blues and jazz. With a little trip-hop and ambient thrown in on some nights. Nothing pop or Top 40.

So what do you think they should name it?

I always wanted to open a bar and call it Dante’s. Three stories to simplify thing: Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell, decorated in appropriate colors and wall murals.

IIRC, I belive there is a club in Miami with that theme. There are three levels to the club. Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell. I am fairly certain it is Miami but I could be wrong. Cool idea.

How about Wax, or the Den?

Go with the less-is-more theory and call it “Bar.”

Really? Damn.

I thought I was being creative when I came up with it as a setting for a story a few years ago.

Bardacious: adj. [1920’s] excellent, wonderful, the very best. [var. on bodacious].
When I find this word Bardacious, I see the following:

Barse: [1990’s] the portion of flesh between the underside of the testes and the anus.
I never know this until now, which only goes to show that a dictionary is a wonderful book for educational purposes.

But, I prefer Bardacious for the name of the bar.

How about “The Fractured Grape”?

Not snooty enough. How about “Bär”

Dont’ name it everything and just use a symbol (or series of I suppose) describing it.

Two ideas that aren’t original with me, but I really wish they were:

1) When I was in college, a friend told me this story about a shirt he had. A bunch of his mates were sitting around one night wishing there was a cool place for them to go. They came up with a name and actually had some T-shirts printed up with a logo and everything. The name of the place? Hank’s Opium Farm and Grill.

2) I’ve heard that Dick Cavett has always wanted to open a little bistro and call it the Persona Non Grotto.

I think the latter would be a better name for the place you describe.

Yeah, but put an umlaut (sic) or something over the a to make it more…je-ne-sais-quoi. :slight_smile:

Damn, beaten to the joke by a good measure. Oh well.

My friends and I always wanted to get a bar and call it “The Occasional Nipple,” but I don’t suppose that’ll work for your neighbourhood. You can always try picking a name out of your favorite (public domain) piece of literature, though … that’s how I named my cats. :slight_smile:

Hmmm…well, looking about my room you could call it…

The Cat Microwave
The Exhaust Fan
The Gamepad
The Toolbox (hmm…is it just me, or does that sound like a name for a gay bar?)
Round September
Master Ninja Theme Bar
Media One

I could on forever like this

I once came across a bar in the middle of nowhere in NW Florida with the name of “The I’m Not Here Saloon”.

I liked that :smiley:

There was a bar on US 1 in SoFlo known as the “Last Chance”. I liked that one, too, but not as much as the first one :slight_smile:

Wanna get sued? How about Cheers?

40s and Friends!

The Triple Crown or something that alludes to the three levels.

And you HAVE to put in a firepole to go down levels!

Thought of some more…

Unclebeer’s
Coldie’s
Manhattan

So I am sucking up. And?

Le Lapin Agile?

The Hangover Cure
The Crooked Dope
The Angry Bouncer
The Pickling Vat
Cirrhosis O’Livers
Amnesia
Darkroom
Burn Ward