I’m trying to come up with a name for a god.
Imagine a world where everything is tastey and edible. Everything is edible because of this god who has said that it will be so. So far, I’ve been using “The Great Munchie God of the Sky,” but I’d really like something that can be shortened into an acronym like FOOD or GRUB or ???
My brain is fried and not helping me.
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks
Yngwie Uthor Mahomet.
Nurturer Of Suffering Hungerers.
Furnisher of Everything Edible and Divine Energy Restorer
**Comestibulus
Esculentus
The Great Rock Candy Mountain Man
Lord of Cockaigne
Bismoll
Pepto-Bismoll
Tenzil Kem
WikiCell
WonkaDish
**
Note: these aren’t chosen at random, or simple gibberish. Each term has a relevant reference.
NOM
Andy.
Nom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were hungry men or full. What we cooked, or what we ate. All that matters is that two sat down for dinner. That’s what’s important! Hunger pleases you, Nom… so grant me one request. Grant me SECONDS! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
Gustibus
Great Undying Luncheon Provider
Well, there’s no disputing that choice!
Ronald
Perfect! No one would ever argue with his divine edicts!
Why? Remember the age-old adage: Deus Gustibus non est disputandum.
And it already has a song to celebrate his birth!
Beat you by two posts
What about naming a god after our very own Mangetout? It’s French and roughly means “eats anything” in an omnivore sense. It even, sort of, makes a cool acronym
Mange = Eat, All = Tout.
Enjoy,
Steven
Glucosus. And his nemesis, the fallen angel Sucrosus. Or perhaps simply Sugarpuss.
Whatever you do though, don’t go with the long name/acronym thing. Long names are dumb and lame. A one-word name connotes power.
Flavor Flav
The Waiter
Yum. With Yuck as the anti-Yum.