I volunteer at the Poweshiek Animal League Shelter in Grinnell, IA, where there are 7 puppies that need names. There’s eBay auctions to name them, and I am bidding on a gray and black male puppy. Link
However, I don’t actually have a name for this dog, I just want to help the shelter. So I need your help naming him.
I kind of like “Porkchop,” which is ok but his new owners might not like it. What suggestions do you have?
Seymour. After Fry’s dog in the greatest episode ever of Futurama.
Pupkin.
Buxtehude
Mozart
Flash
Samson
Tweety (inside joke - he looks like he has a lot of Pointer in him, and pointers are all “a little birdy”)
Swann
Whiskey
GREYSTOKE,
The dog’s name is Greystoke.
He looks like a Bosco to me.
Squeeeeeeee! So cute!
His name should be Arthur.
I really like this one, because Futurama is the best.
Shredder
I’d call him Thumper
Rumpole. He has that big-cheeked look. Humph!
I looked at the other puppies too! Squeeee!!!
I don’t know if that has any other connotations, so that’s a caveat.
But when I first saw him, I immediately thought. . . Oreo. That’s exactly what he looks like to me.
How about…Roscoe? Could you live with Roscoe?
That puppy is a Bungle if I’ve ever seen one.
No, no, no you name your pet pig Porkchop.
In honor of my late great dog, how about Indiana Bones. Indy for short. Always got a giggle at the vets.
Julius Caesar.
I bid on the little mostly-black girl puppy! Help me name her!
Oh my goodness, check out the schnozzle on that cutie! We wants to snorgle it, precious!
ahem
I’m thinking I gotta get behind Roscoe here. He just looks like a Roscoe.
In that picture it looks like he just finished saying “What you talkin’ bout Willis?”, so I’d go with “Willlis.”
Yeah, sure, Arnold was the one who said that, but Willis is a cooler name.
Name him Poops!