Stranger in a Strange Land?
(You’re in Texas, right?) 
Red Haired Hippie
I would like to focus on the fake red hair, as I too, am a fraud in this hair color.
What brand do you use?
Example: ColorMatch 5R or Feria 62 would be a different user name that only chickies like us would know what it meant. These are both my colors, thank you very much.
Or we could just call you Red Headed Goddess of Liberal Causes a bit wordy, but, you’re worth it.
**Red Wagon
Atomic Fireball
Tiddlywinks
Rock Paper Scissors
Mud pies and fireflies
I Make Rude Noises With My Armpit.
Burps the Alphabet
Alive Before Cable
Rotary Telephone
Headless Naked Barbie Doll**
I suggest…
Mogo The All-Devourer
Why not just go with Pippi Longstocking? I loved those books as a kid, and would love to see a poster with that username.
Pancho Litesout
**Making Flippy Floppy
Peace Varmint
Durn Fool Hip Eye
Won’t Study War
Suicide Squeeze Bunt
Stand Up Double
Favor Curries
Double Wide Rockin’
Slowpokes Keep Right
Wooden Coaster
Cotton Candy Cutie
Vegematic
Really Really Works
But Wait, There’s More
Bakesale For Bombers**
Inspired by the sun symbol on the New Mexico state flag: ZiaZen. Or, since the capital of that state is Santa Fe (Spanish for “Holy Faith”), you could be FeFool!
Adding one letter to the first name of that character’s creator could give you the poetically suggestive Astride Lindgren. Of course, you’d then have to list your location as Villa Villekulla.
::: feverishly taking notes :::
I shall return soon to consider which should become mine!
I Love Autumn in the Springtime
Aerosmith Skank (If you don’t use this, I might. ;))
I also have to recommend Scabby Monkey. It’s distinctive, yet gross.
How 'bout Crazy Green Hippie Chick?
Well, if you like indie and horror, may suggest either Mini-Ash, Mini-Ash #2, or Mini-Ash #3?
A pun on your name?
Faceful? 
I was listening to a song, and while this doesn’t apply at all to your criteria, I am sharing it anyways.
Rockin’ like Janet Reno
Why not:
WonderBat
**Boomstick Curry **
Tree Slugger
I think JOHN is all encompassing.
Favorites
[ul]
[li]my dog, Zen –Zen’s Mistress [/li][li]all colors green[/li][li]horror & indie films –Roger Corman’s Hippie Groupie[/li][li]eBay & thrift shops[/li][li]New Mexico[/li][li]autumn –Autumn Hunter Green[/li][li]Aerosmith and female singers[/li][li]jeans, sweatshirt hoodies & flip flops –Verdant Casual[/li][li]ethnic food[/li][li]gadgets[/li][li]hippie / liberal / equal rights -ness[/li][li]amusement parks, parades, fireworks (any general kid stuff)[/li][li]long-haired guys[/li][li]mobile homes[/li][li]baseball –Grass Stains[/li][/ul]
… to just name a few.
Pet Peeves [ul]
[li]blocking the fast lane[/li][li]willful ignorance[/li][li]lack of capitalization –dO aS i sAY, nOT aS i dO![/li][li]ragging on the mentally ill / challenged[/li][/ul]
And other than all that, I was a once aspiring English teacher, now turned waitress. I have no children and will be divorced, hopefully, by the first of next year. Um, I’m 38, with blue eyes and red hair outta the box. –boxredhair or redhairbox
A nuts (truly), see-what-you-get, not girlie, previously religious, loner type. Oh, and I also try to do my version of ‘art’ from time to time. Guess that’s about all. If you have any questions that’ll help you help me come up with a new moniker, just yell.
Just don’t use John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
That’s my name.
I would just call you fascinating.
So? :dubious:
And no return, whynot? :dubious: ;j