Help me pick a vanity plate!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Thinking of getting a personalized tag for my custom '06 Harley-Davidson Softail Night Train. I can have up to six letters (or numbers). My only real qualifier is that it needs to reflect me in as much as I am a smart ass (not that any of you would ever have guessed). I also play guitar, play poker, read, write, game online, surf the internet, and work in the IT industry.

A couple I am checking for availability in my area:

STOLEN
WTF

Any suggestions?

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Uh, how about:

IT STUD

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LANE81

Surname and uniform number of the football player known as “Night Train”.

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X GEEK?

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I hate you, you have my bike. Tell me more about it so that I may hate you in more detail.

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If you’re a guitar player, some chords would be pretty cool. Don’t ask me which ones, though.

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Esprit d’escalier: how about EBGDF {Every Geek Biker Deserves Fun}

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Txhldm

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