Help me plan Trump's Inauguration

I thought you were and that you’ve been compensating…

Oh, you’re normal. Aggressively normal, actually.

No, the anime pillow has to be your boyfriend.

They could have the various Republican bigwigs writhing and moaning on all fours while grinding their butts into the groins of those naked Trump statues.

Jack, if I dissected that sentence into a simplified Morse Code type of binary… with each hateful/intolerant statement as a short (.) and each out-and-out bigoted statement as a long (-), would it be something like:

“-…–…”?

All you need is Howard picking his nose and saying “hey-now” while Gary crawls under his desk to keep him “fluffed” and I think you’d have an entire segment of a show story-boarded.

I dunno why The Donald needs entertainment, since he’s such a “ratings machine” himself.

I was hoping Trump would just tweet his inauguration speech, all 140 characters of it.