Help me polish a turd

[lizardling]

That’s amazing. Thanks for the link, Mangetout! I’ll have to hang onto that link and try it out next time I have lots of free time and access to dirt.

[Sock_of_Doom]

@Mangetout

Sprinkle Brigade

In searching through this, I found the following picture:
Stranger on a Train

I’m sure that’ll make one doper very…happy.

[TripleTee]

@The Controvert

I’m designing an art exhibit titled “Polishing a Turd”.

First item is a plain, ordinary turd.

Second item will be a polished turd.

The next items in the exhibits will need to be progressively fancy turds.

Please help me come up with ideas. How might one try to literally “polish” a turd? What would it look like?

I’m also thinking a chastity-belt device married with an extruder nozzle would produce interesting decorative pasta-shapes, like turd stars and such.

Also, what diet might produce the best exhibit?

I would really like to see your exhibit. I bet there would be a lot of great shit there. And I bet some of that crap would be worth a lot of money.

Sorry, Steve.

[nonacetone]

How about a nice, retro, sequined turd?
Or maybe a mosaic turd.
How about a mirrored turd?
Maybe even a spiffy, little macramé turd of some sort…

[Charger]

Travel to Poland, play a lot of polka, eat a series of meals consisting of kielbasa and saurkraut and your turd with come out Polish.

[Guinastasia]

Hehehe

Butthead: “You can’t polish a turd, Beavis.”

Beavis: “Yeah, like once, I like, tried to polish a turd, you know, with some black shoe polish, but it’s like, I just couldn’t do it!!”

Butthead: “Huh huh…I told you, dude…I’ll bet it was pretty cool to try, though”