Help me re-jig my computer

Factual Questions
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Before you read this post you all have to promise not to laugh at me and my ignorance re: all things computer hardware related.

I think I’m doing pretty well for an artsie !

So, my computer at home is a hand-me-down. It used to be on a network and thinks it still is (when you switch it on, it asks me to “login” with my password. Slightly annoying and may be a problem later. Keep reading.)

In its defense, it does everything I want it to: word processes, mostly, and plays CDs. And stuff. But no modem or any sort of way to connect to the 'net.

So I bought a cheap modem, the kind that’s a green board (meant to go INSIDE the computer, I know that much) and an outlet thingee that’s meant to go on the OUTSIDE.

Now, on the back of the computer, there are five or six long narrow spots where things like my modem are meant to fit. All the ones that aren’t in use (one is, I can’t remember if it’s for the monitor or what - obviously I am not anywhere near my home computer at the moment) are “blanked” by other bits of tin.

I understand that all I need to do is take the top off the CPU, take out the metal “blank” and insert the modem. Then (assuming I can figure out the “network” thing which isn’t as much of a challenge as the disassembly) the joys of the Internet will be mine. (Actually they will be Mr cowgirl’s, since he doesn’t have a job which allows unlimited online time, like I do.)

But I can’t get the damn thing apart. I know how computers are supposed to come apart, I’ve done it before, but this one seems to be grabbing on in the middle of the bottom seam (on the long sides). I don’t want to pry it apart with a screwdriver (which I could easily do) or a mallet (likewise) because I am in no way certain that it would go back together again. But the thing just refuses to open.

The main consideration here is that I am beyond broke and can’t afford a computer-repair guy, or a consultant, or anything like that. The thing is mostly satisfactory as it is, and 100% crucial for the completion of my degree, so I am reluctant to go breakin’ stuff that I can’t fix.

(“Um … Madam Thesis Supervisor … the reason my paper isn’t done is because my computer is in pieces in the living room and I’m in the process of selling all my possessions so that it can get fixed.”)

Any ideas? If this works I will check in next week for advice re: convincing it it’s NOT attached to a network. But, baby steps for now.

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Can you post the make an model of it? There are so many different case styles out there, it will be nearly impossible to give you any useful advice without knowing that.

Some general tips:

  • Look for any screws you might have missed.
  • Look for a locking tab near the back. You might have to squeeze it, rotate it or otherwise move it to unlatch the case.
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Ok, the best way to start off is to get all the info.

Modem type, brand of computer, all that fun stuff.

Essentially we’ll be doing exactly what you just described.

  1. Remove cover on the computer case. (knowing what type of computer you have will help us know how to open the case)

  2. Physically connecting the modem by connecting it to the PCI slot. (the long spots you mentioned.

  3. Putting the cover back on.

  4. Installing the software that should come with the modem.

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Can you give a make and model of the computer?

Unfortunately many computers come apart differently. Many do the normal side-panel gig but leave it to some propeller-head to dream up ‘better’ ways that are generally no better and just annoying.

I have been opening-up computers as part of what I do for a living for nearly ten years. Just this morning a Dell PC kicked my ass trying to get it open. After much fiddling and gnashing of teeth I finally got it apart (stupid thing had a button latch on the top AND bottom [not sides] and opened like a book…flat out retarded).

Anyway…the upshot is PCs may open-up all sorts of different ways and have a myriad of different locking mechanisms. Without more detail I fear no one can help.

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Its got to be something easy, you’re just missing it. Try all the basics…rotate, push, pull, but be gentle. If its a weak metal case its easy to bend the locking bits which means you’ll never get it fitting right. The good news is that it will work without the case even if you do get frustrated and throw it against the wall.

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Once you get in, you’ll want to look at he cards that are already installed. (Sound card, a network card).

The piece of tin should pop out, and your modem should plug in to the motherboard the same way your other cards are.

You may need to install some drivers, if Windows doesn’t have them on file. YOu may need either your Windows disk, or a setup disk if one came with the modem.

Then, to set it up, right-click on ‘Network Neighborhood’ and select ‘properties’. Under ‘Configuration’, change the ‘PRimary Network Logon’ from ‘Windows NT Server’ (or whatever) to ‘Family Logon’ to get rid of the network logon.

Then set-up your ISP account (IP Address, dial in number, etc.) according to instructions given to you by your ISP.

Then set up your email, again however they tell you.

I may have forgotten some stuff (sorry if so), but this should be a good start.

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Heh. Optiplex G150? Other than being able to fry bacon on the top, I like mine ok. :slight_smile:

cowgirl: Like everyone says, having the model number would help. I’d just make sure all the screws are out of the case, and that I’m sliding it the right way.
Things you and others might wanna note:[ul]
[li]Do not remove the screws holding the power supply in - it will fall down inside your case and smash things on the way. I imagine it’s a problem for some 1st timers even if you’ve avoided it. ;)[/li][li]One slot might be AGP, most will be PCI, some might be ISA. They have to match your card. Don’t Dremel things to fit - if they don’t already, they aren’t supposed to. (No really, some ppl do!)[/li][li]Inserting the card: Place loosely in proper slot, apply pressure to top of card at one end. When that end goes in, press the other end in too. (Pressing straight down usually works, but this way is easier).[/li][/ul]

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I con only hope that you took out the right screws on the back once we get the make & model. Also case could have got caught on a ribbon on the way off.