It’s something like this…
An elephant gets a thorn caught in his foot, and a mouse happens to pull it out. To show his gratitude, the elephant says he’ll do any favor that the mouse wants. The mouse says “I’ve always wanted to f**k an elephant”. The elephant says o.k., the mouse lifts the elephants tail and starts going to town. About that time a coconut falls out of a tree and bonks the elephant on the head. The elephant says “Ow!”, and the mouse says something like … “That’s right, bitch, you’re going to take it no matter how much it hurts!”
I know someone out there has heard it before. Anyone care to polish it up a little?
My Dad tells it slightly differently. In his version, a hunter shoots the elephant and she cries out in pain (it helps if you can make an elephant noise at this point.
The last line can either be "and the mouse withdrew and said tenderly to the elephant ‘My dear, if it hurts you, I’ll stop’ " or "and the mouse shouted ‘Yeah, that’s right, bitch, you love it’ "
You could embellish the story with the mouse going to the DIY store to buy a ladder and climbing up it to get to the elephant’s meat emporium.
An elephant was walking across the savannah when he heard a little mouse cry out for help. Looking around, he saw the mouse trapped in a hole. The mouse asked for the elephant’s help in getting out.
First, the elephant looked for a tree branch. But they were miles from any trees. Next, the elephant tried to lower his trunk into the hole, but he couldn’t get it down far enough for the mouse to grab on to. Then the elephant had an idea. He stood over the hole and closed his eyes. The mouse was afraid of what was coming next. But to his surprise, the elephant’s penis started to grow. It got longer and longer until the mouse could scamper up it. The elephant then moved him to safety. The mouse promised to make up the favor.
A week later, the mouse was walking along when he heard a cry for help from his elephant friend. Amazingly, the elephant was trapped in an elephant-sized hole. The mouse surmized quickly that the same trick that the elephant had used wouldn’t help his elephant friend. He then got an idea, and ran off.
The mouse returned driving his Mercedes. He grapped a chain to the bumper, and tossed the other end to the elephant. He got into the car and floored it. The pull of the car was just enough for the elephant to clamber out and to safety.
The moral of the story: if you have a Mercedes, you don’t need a big dick.
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Don’t know a joke about elephants and mice, but I know one with an elephant and ants:
A elephant tramples into an ant’s nest. Most ants are killed, some survive. One
ant manages to climb on the back of the elephant.
All surviving ants then shout at the ant on the back: Kill him ! Kill him !