Help me scathe....

I would like help on an issue with a recent contracting ‘Handyman’ firm. Please, if you have a few moments, take a look at the following and feel free to give editing advice. I want maximum scathe value. I don’t expect anything to come of this, but I do tend to feel better when venting in as eloquent a manner as possible (with the few scattered simple and vulgar tangents for shock value).

Thanks for looking!

… yet another perfect missive by CheapBastid!

  1. You go back and forth between spelling the man’s name “Lowry” and “Lawry.” Which is it?

  2. I wouldn’t go with the “turd” remark. Much as I am a fan of cursing, it seems a little gratuitous. You have decided to take the high road for most of this letter, so you may as well stay on it until the end.