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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the Till
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will…
I’m hired…
I hope I don’t get fired
In forty years I’ll be retired!
But for now I’m simply hired

Been ridin’ on this old train
been ridin’ it all night
I think I’ll go to the club car
and get myself a bite
This tuna melt sammich
Sure tastes quite nice
it comes with cole slaw and pickle
and I must say that it’s reasonably priced

Have you ever touched a Post-It note
Have you ever looked at boots
Have you ever sat down in a chair
Have you ever used a paper clip

Now you’re getting it little buddy
But now we must move on
Godzilla’s not the only one to benefit from the A Bomb
Oh sure-there’s Auntie Ness of Scotland’s Loch
They married in the spring
and their first born was Gadzooky
And now we begin to sing!

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Go to The MST3K Digital Archive Project. It’s just on the sunny side of leagality, to answer that question. It has been endorsed by several of the MST people, most recently by Mary Jo Pehl. Free downloads of every episode that is not commercially available!

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“So much for the semaphore lessons…”

I literally fell out of my chair laughing at that line… :smiley:

The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection, Vol. 1 is now available, as are many of the individual eps.

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There is a raffle for that DVD collection going on at the DAP as well.

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The only thing sadder than seeing a resurrected nearly two year old thread is seeing that I posted to it back when it was new.