Help! My wife is a Christian!

Well, not exactly misunderstood, per se. The first paragraph was responding to Heloise’s post, and the bit in your post where you referred to Christians in a general fashion. The following paragraph was intended by me to steer it back onto what I thought was the intended topic, you and your wife. Nevertheless, since it’s your thread, you are of course free to take it anywhere you want to go. Enjoy!

My wife turned me into a Christian.

[sub]I never believed in HELL until I married her…[/sub]

I’m still having a problem getting all the mozzarella out, though.

RT I’m telling! Christians aren’t supposed to have a wry sense of humor.

Heretic!

How about a mozzarella-and-tomato-sauce-with-veggies-on-pizza-crust sense of humor? :wink: