Help Name Our Son...

Thanks for all the input, folks!

Ok, Riley is officially off the table. On a lark, I stopped by the company day care center this morning, and there were five of 'em there (two male, three female). Ugh. I had no idea it had become so popular. So, that one is gone.

I like Trevor quite a bit, but Greg is rapidly growing on me. We’ll see.

Actually, if I had my way, we’d be going with “Dread Overlord”, but the wife is against it for some reason.

Joaquin McLaughlin?? Ummm, thanks, but I’d rather wait until the kid is old enough to appreciate psychological abuse before I start in with it. :slight_smile:

If we went with grandpa’s name, the kid would be Joseph Joseph McLaughlin. :slight_smile:

Heh…actually, that was very high up my wife’s short list. I shot it down, though, because every Matt I’ve ever known was a grade-A asswipe (present company excepted, of course).

Can I just say that that is fricking brilliant?

That’s why I’m not going with Atheist Princess’ suggestion of Bailey. I’m sorry, that’s a cat name.

No can do…that’s my brother’s name (Robert and David are also disqualified for the same reason).

How about Apple? :smiley:

Or Gregory.

hmmm… Hal Briston. Sounds like Brixton, which reminds me of an old movie. Hmmmmm…

No, wait, it’s "The Guns of Brixton ", and it’s a song by the Clash. You most likely don’t want it as a first name, but howsabout a middle name?

Now, what first name goes with the inital B? Jonathan? Clint? Justin? Any family members who names you like?

Seven!

I can’t believe nobody else said that.

You are one of my favroritist dopers. Your wife too, but she is knocked up and hogging all the compliments lately, so your ego needs inflating.

Naming your son Riley or Trevor will drop you in popularity points with me. Riley is a dog. Trevor is too trendy.

Gregory I like.
If I may offer some more classic-non-trendy-non hippy-names:

Henry
Archibald
A most excellent name.
**James
Martin
Sebastian
Samuel
William
Peter
Jack
Thomas
Charles
Douglas
**

All go with Joseph. Everythign goes with Joseph. It’s a grand old name.

Out of curiosity, what names are in the line up if it is a girl?

Noboby ever likes my suggestions:
Beelzibub for a boy.
Brunhilde for a girl.

They will grow up with fortitude and nobody will ever forget their name, once they learn how to pronounce it. They probably won’t find a lot of coffee cups with their name on it a souvenir shops, but…

Regarding your choices:

Use the simple, masculine variation of the name - Gregor

(not Gregory and please, not Greg as it sounds far too Brady Bunch).

Before Michaela was the Yuppie Name of the Year, it was fine. But only when spelled right. Poor little “Mickaela” (why would you want to saddle your child with a misspelled name?) and all her similarly-named friends . . . it’s strange how efforts to be different always manage to be all the same.

I offer no hope for the first name, but I think you should reconsider the middle name. Consider this:

Danger.
That kid will love you till the day he dies. :smiley:

I have a friend who has insisted for years that his future son’s name will be Forrest Danger Greene.

Hal, your real first name ends with M, according to your webpage. Howabout creating a name, the initial of which spells out a word? H.A.M, C.A.M., W.A.M., B.A.M. Thank U. M.A.M., etc.

One warning. Trevor is the name of Neville’s toad in the Harry Potter books. As these will still likely be popular when he gets to grade school, you might want to avoid it.

My nephew has two middle names, after his grandfathers (Johann Ezra). He has what I consider a rather silly first name (Broderick, nickname Brody), though I’ll probably call him Rick just to be the ‘weird aunt’

I like Kevin. Kevin Joseph McLaughlin.

I’m due in September. I made a joke early on about Danger as a middle name, and now he is absolutely fixated on it. And it ain’t gonna happen!

“He” being my husband. I swear, pregnancy is making swiss cheese of my brain. :smack:

Well, if I ever have kids, no one will stop me from giving him that middle name (i say him because I don’t think it would work right for a girl.) If my wife (i would assume I’d have a wife) objects, then I will allow her to name the next child whatever she wanst (or if the first chidl is a girl, she can have that one and I’ll name thr boy.)

Sure, seems silly at first, then you take a step back and realize it’s no more silly than half of the other names people are using these days, and it’s just his middle name.

I used to know a guy whose last name was Pack. His middle name? Six.

Bwahahaahahaha! Spoken like someone who is single…

OK, then, how about Trouble?

Actually, Trouble would probably be a good designation for any child of ours :wink:

Gregory is good. I’ll throw out Marhsall, also, as I’m set on naming my first son Marshall. I’m a big fan of classic names, like the ones ** Shirley Ujest** posted.

Supreme Court Justice Joseph Edward McLaughlin.
I like it. Pays equal homage to both grandfathers (both Joseph), and Edward is a good, solid middle name that works well with the first and last. Joseph Gregory McLaughlin would work better than Gregory Joseph McLaughlin, I think. You could then still call him Greg or Gregory. My nephew is named Henry Taylor J*** (don’t feel correct in revealing an actual living family member’s name without asking, and the kid is 10!) after his grandfather Henry Taylor, and is called Taylor.

If you DO go with Gregory as the first name, I think you need a single-syllable middle name, perhaps a family name like Kent or Reed or some such (assuming you could dig up one in the family tree).