I want to make some shirts with funny sayings for a friend’s baby boy. So far, I have come up with:
“Tell her I look like Daddy”
“Mommy drinks because I cry”
“They really wanted a girl”
“Don’t shake the baby”
Ideas including graphics might be do-able, too – I’m using computer transfer paper. Please share your ideas!
“Genius in training”
“I’m a baby, what’s your excuse?”
“Give my Mom some money and I’ll be cute”
“Ask me about my grandparents”
“Give my mom some money, I’m hungry”
“Have you seen this child? Call 555-5555”
“Accidents happen”
“Got teat?”
“Milk moustache rides: $.25”
“I’m why you use birth control.”
“Hey! Are you looking at my food source?”
“Daddy says I ruined his life.”
“Mommy calls me Meal Ticket.”
“Will you be my wet nurse?”
(I’m not advocating anything here - I’m just in a goofy mood tonight:D).
E.
Deductable
Puke champion, 2005
I have presents, check my diaper!
Breast man in training
I wasn’t born yesterday
My other stroller is a Porsche
0 to 120 decibels in 2.3 seconds
I’m already smarter than the president
My favorite from tshirt-hell: “Fuck the milk, where’s the whiskey tits?”
$5 (on sale)
Visited the uterus, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
More TV. I’ve been deprived for 9 months.
(From a Rolling Stone article about Carly Simon and infant Ben Taylor) “All I have to do is cry, and Carly Simon puts her breast in my mouth.”
We wanted to make one for our son that read “Courtesey of Jagaermeister.”
Other ideas:
“I like boobs”
“Trojans: Bloody Ineffective 3% of The Time”
I saw a baby T-shirt in a catalogue once that said “Raised by Wolves.” I wanted to order it, but my husband wasn’t amused.
“Spit Happens”
How’s my drooling? Call 1-800-WET-CHIN
“My parents had sex, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt”
We got the one for my daughter that said:
“Here comes trouble”
Prophetic words, those.
Regards,
Shodan
“Daddy Thinks I Look Like The Mailman”
And, stolen from another thread,
“Never Use A Dollar Store Condom”
“Cute but stinky, things even out”
Got a shirt for mine once that read: Entropy Elf. It got a laugh once. Only once. At the cryogenics desplay being put on by the Chem Department for Picnic Day at UC Davis. It was worth it.
Also had one that said: “Not for Sale”, originally bought in conjunction with a yard sale I was having. Do not believe any rumors that I got one for his older brother that said: “Make and Offer”. I only thought about that one.
“The Lone Rearranger”. 2-year-old!Taran actually had this one, on a sweater.
It even scales well, if baby acquires a younger sibling.
I had to mull on this one a while before posting it:
“My other daddy is a bottom”