Funny ideas fofr clothing

In My Humble Opinion
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Today, I bought a few sets of letters to create my own T-shirts and boxer shorts… The T-Shirt idea is self-explanatory. What would be a funny thing to write out in basic letters on the shirt?

I also wanted to make a pair of boxer shorts with a word on the ‘rear end’ The idea behind this comes from the shorts that girls are seen wearing that has a word on the back such as ‘tasty’ or ‘sexy’. These girls are usually 14.
I thought it might be funny to mock these shorts and put a word on my boxers but I can’t decide which word to use… The funnier the better.

In your opinion, how should I put together the clothes?
(I’ll post pictures when it’s done)

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I remember when I was a kid we called the “rear end” a “dupa” which I think is the word for butt in a lot of eastern European languages. Most of the kids in my neighborhood would know what it means but I’m not sure if it’s widely known.

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Depending on your body type and sense of humour, the words saggy, droopy, and ‘wide load’ come to mind.

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“Shoehorn butterhorse”

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“Ladle cradle”

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Well there’s always the obvious “Quit staring at my ass!”

I think Twickster wins the thread, though. :smiley:

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How about “missing,” if you have a flat bottom?

Or “grab here”? Also suitable for the front.

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I’ve always wanted a white tshirt that just says “ironic” on it in iron-on letters.

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My personalised sweats would say ‘droopy’ or ‘frumpy’. :slight_smile:

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Once was at a 50th B-day party, with a humourous “Over the Hill” theme…

One gift was a set of boxers with the words “Out of Order” embossed on them.

For the rear of said shorts… hmmm…

“Exit Only”
or, if you swing that way,

“Entrance only”

“All its cracked up to be”

“Prime USDA Ham”

if you have lots of small letters:

“These shorts are not the best thing on Earth, but next to it!”

“Ass-Ended Master”

“I’m with stupid” (with arrow pointing down)
that’s all I got…

Regards
FML

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“Never Waste A Boner”

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For the boxers: Chunk Style

For the t-shirt, go generic: Shirt

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Richard Jeni would have approved if you put “Home of the Whopper” across the front.

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There’s probably not room for anything too texty.

I’d get to the point and state the bloody obvious.

BUTT

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Front of Boxer:Mine
Back: Yours

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I’ve long wanted a T-shirt that says I HATE ART.

As for the shorts, how about a phone number–such as the office of your least favorite politician?