According to this thread, you want your man-panties, huh?
Do you need something cute or embarrasing to call them after your SO prances around with them on her (?) head after a wild night of partying? Are you headed for the “Newly Wed Game” and need something embarrasing to ‘out’ said SO about? (“She (?) wore my manties on our wedding night. Woo-hoo!!!” - 25 points).
Maybe the floss-type could be called ‘thdongs’. You’ve got your name and you don’t have to scratch your ass in public.
But I’m guessing you’re looking for something in a tap-pant style. Skivvies? Too militant. tighty-whities? blah…what about briefs…oh, that’s right, cross gender. Hey! boxers. I know, women wear them, too. But they’re not supposed to - even if C.Klien and Joe Boxer says so. Me, I wear the boxer/brief cross. Let a darling try to fill that package. So, maybe we need a name for those. Uhh…Leather Mule Harness? Crimson Darth Vader Sabre-holder?
'Course, I’m gonna need mine made out of asbestos because I always show up smoldering in my manly-hood. Cunt-rocket launch pad?
(You’re probably gonna want a micro-fiber bra devise to hold you nut sack, too - The twin vindicator waiter?)
Thing is, CR, you’re opening a whole can of worms here. Next you’ll be worried about V’P’L. And the fashion industry will start making silhouette fitting camis for wearing under our shirts.
And we’ll have to pick; cotton or Lycra[sup]®[/sup]. (Lycra breathes better, makes your nasty crotch smell better [in case you get lucky] but try scratching your balls with that slippery stuff. It’ll add a good 5 minutes - and women complain as it is)
Look, I don’t want tummy control and I’m not worried about full back coverage and stay-put fit. When I’m plumbing I want a good 6 inches of my crack to show. Where else is the sweat from my back going to channel off into like some Tennesee Valley authority project? Here’s my suggestion: put on your wife/GF’s bunny slippers saunter over to the wall and pull off you cleanest dirty pair and with a big marker write on them whatever the hell you want to call them.The Bishop’s box, the pickle pen, whatever…Just get your wife/GF to wash them with your new dark red shirt and I think you’ll get the desired effect.
Leave the rest of us to our own devises.
but if you’re gonna make this into an all-out CRorex lovefest, i guess i’m in. still, since this is the pit, i am going to take this opportunity to gratuitously swear like a sailor with tourette’s who watches a lot of south park;
I realized I was on the line here. BUT, I didn’t ask for suggestions, made it clear I was not for it (and it was a bad idea) and told him not speak for the rest of mankind.
Maybe instead of a wink-smilie, the last line should had read,
“Leave the rest of us to our own devises, fuckhead!”
Would that have been better?
All I was saying is that panties (as far as I know and being a man underwear is someting you buy when the currently owned ones are down to just the wasteband) are a female term for underwear.
An EXCLUSIVELY female term. If a guy at the gym suddenly has to rearrange his genitals he doesn’t say, damnit panties are riding up. At least not if he wasn’t to show his face again.
I want a male term that inspire the same sort of social reaction when used by women.
After two days all I’ve come up with is Scrotal Protective Pouch. Or SPP…
It was rude? Didn’t really notice, get offended, or mind if it was in all honesty.
I do like christman. Its just a very very painful time of year and I enjoy spending time with friends and family. My friends all understand that if I suddenly walk out of a christmas party its not from anything that they did, I just need a little bit of time by myself.
And actually this week has been pretty bloody nice. I’ve had less than 5 hrs of work to do so I’ve been able to leave early, which by definition makes a week good! I’m getting paid for 40 hrs a week and if I can get all my work done in less time and leave NOBODY CARES.
Ya know as I look back I really should have picked a different name for this board and not my email address at work. But at the time I wantd something easy to remember.
smacks self
There really are days when my IQ never gets over freezing…
(and the fact that its taken what 3 months for me to realize that it was a stupid thing to do)
