Damnit, better names people!
Comeon! I want a name for my underwear that will strike terror into the hearts of women who attempt to wear them!
Look! Up in the sky!
My BF calls his “Beasterpants” (always capitalized to show respect).
gotchies
grape smugglers
Hrrm how about we call em
grape snugglers
I wanna see a woman who’d admit to wearing those.
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Actually I want to see a man who’d admit to that.
A name, a name. Well, there’s, ‘Jock Itch’
Whoa! Better yet: ‘Papillion de Amour’. After she has them on, tell her what the Butterfly of Love really is. Your skivvies will be safe ever after.
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Re: Warmgun WTF?
You did see my 
and my 5th post, right?
And as far as “terror”, how about just silkscreening a picture of Mike Tyson on the front of all of them. Call 'em ‘Mikeys’. I’d like to see the gal who’d wear those.
Ok, I’m slow. I just got it. But the delay made it funny as hell. I’ve had a long day - thanks, I needed that!
I think we have a winner right there in the OP. Don’t know if it’s a typo or not but…
Manties just might catch on. 
It may well have done already…
Men could find this either scary… or intriguing. It’s a free world.
Enjoy!
