Help-Trapped in An EDDY (In Space-Time)!

This is my story: after many attempts to find “the perfect job” (and a failed marriage, a failed military career, and a failed graduate program), I find myself BACK AT THE SAME COMPANY that I started may career with! How can such an event in space-time happen?
I heard that life is like a river-once you pass a point, you can never come back to it! But dammit, I’m in a circle-the same things are happening to me-25 years later! Am i in some strange time warp-or have I blundered into a black hole.
How do I get out of this? Surely the probability of this happeneing must be close to zero-but it has happened to me!

It’s obviously the shape-shifting reptiles.

egkelly! Welcome to the boards! As a newbie, there are certain guidelines you may want to follow. Check the aol site called “Straight Dope” for more info! Gotta run to see a Go-Go’s concert! A Flock of Seagulls is opening! This is SO RAD!

Who is this Eddie? Where did you meet him? How did you get stuck like that? Does it hurt?

So that’s where Eddy is! Tell that bastard he still owes me money.

“So that must be his couch.”
Let’s see who gets that one.