Porkins
“Almost there!”
“Team Y”
“Why not?”
“Marco”
“Polo”
“Werewolf”
“There wolf. There castle”
“The Penis Mightier!”
Your response is the “Pen is Mightier!”
(SNL Jeopardy skit, for the unenlightened.)
What about “Famous Titties”? 
Team Name: Forrest Gimp
Shout Outs: “Bring Out the Gimp!” “Run, Forrest, Run!”
I’ll take “The Rapist” for 200, Alex.
The Fighting Ignorants.
Response: “Cite!”
Yeah, I guess only we’d get that. But anyway.
Let’s open this up to names that **aren’t **call-and-response. None of those are doing it for us.
Don’t feel bad - as I recall, we went through 60 or so names for the last league.
States That End In “Hampshire”
Rocket Surgeons. (A riff on your name.)
“Or the mongooses! That’s a good team name…The Fighting Mongooses!”
My perennial favorite:
The Team Formerly Known As Prince
“whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks”
The Kings of Discount Hos. Assuming your wife and others in the group are okay with that. hehe
Greenpiece
Update: We played that league as “We’ve Got Brains”, which meant that when our name was called, we responded “Braaaaains!”. We finished 4th.
We then played the next league as “Ichabod Cranium” and finished 3rd.
For the next league which starts 1/8, we are looking for another name, possibly head or brain-related. The call-and response part is not necessary. Any suggestions would be appreciated, but they have to compete with the following names already under consideration:
Lady Cerebellum
Pinky & The Brain
Hypothalamus Rex
Mothers Against Dihydrogen Monoxide
Smarter Than The Average Bear
Howard Sternum
The Ganglia of Four
(An idle brain is) The Devil’s Workshop
Shitferbrainz
Pick your brain
Rack your brain
We can’t do curses.
A Pox on Thy House!