I don’t know, but I’ll bet these people carry it. And are happy to charge an arm and a leg for it. https://www.mazuri.com/
Don’t ask me how I know. :mad:
All looks like dog food to me.
I’ll ask my 5 year old daughter when we’re both home. She’ll know. Also, do not confuse unicorns with pegasus or alicorns. The distinction is very important, and will cause a kindergartner to eye roll you. This piece discusses less cute unicorns.
A common misconception. The term “Unicorn” does not come from “uni” (one) and “corn” (a veggie), it is instead a bastardized contraction of “unique horn”. Each unicorn horn is as distinctive as a human fingerprint and is, in fact, the most common way a criminal unicorn is identified.
Speaking of bastardized, all unicorns are, by the way. Bastards, that is. Greedy, sparkle hogging liars who stain your carpets ROYGBIV and make it feel like you’re living in a tie-dyed, disco ball hell-hole. They just happen to have a PR firm that puts DeBeers to shame.
What do they eat? Shit’n’die, for all I care.
[sub]Bitter? Me? Nah.[/sub]
Cotton candy.
If my memory serves me the unicorn in Ariel ate peppermints. She was a bit of a jerk and made the protagonist unwrap them for her.
The “serious” answer is grass, covered with morning dew.
They eat YouTube clips of people doing parkour and shit cancer-curing movies.
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(Hey — its Robot Chicken. I had to break the link in case anyone is at work. Or normal.)
No, they eat exactly ONE ear if corn a day. THAT’S how they got their name, uni-corn.
You are all ignoring the basic physiology of unicorns.
Built like a horse. Fast. Decent endurance.
But it has a hard, pointed horn.
It is obviously a predator that chases fast prey.
Given the upward angle it can gore prey in the underbelly best if they are taller than the unicorn.
So, it looks like giraffes are it’s favorite prey. (Just don’t ask me about their teeth.)
According to the experts who write My Little Pony, they eat apples, apple based products, hayburgers, hayfries and daisy sandwiches.
I am pretty sure it is common knowledge Unicorns survive on love.
I don’t know, but you should probably call the Unicorn Feed and Supply store.
According to the commercials I’ve been seeing on the Disney Channel lately, they eat some kind of slime substance, and excrete sparkly poop.
I wish I were a unicorn, so I could stab idiots with my head.
Has anyone here tried unicorn hot chocolate yet? I’ve heard of it and it sounds absolutely delicious.
Broken dreams and lost hope, then poop and fart rainbows!
Are you sure it isn’t a narwhal? They are easily confused.
They eat candy, god dammit. Doesn’t anyone watch documentaries anymore?