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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Yes, the Almighty needs your help.

I’m trying to find some of my old favorites from this board: Mixed Metaphors, Favorite Graffiti, Catch-Phrases of the Century…
I don’t know if I’m doing something wrong or if the search mechanism is messed up. Any clues?
Sure, I created the Heavens and the Earth…
but techie-stuff(your creation) still throws me for a loop (pun intended, if you wish).

If you aren’t sure whether to make the effort to help out the ol’ Supreme Being, keep in mind that I do give extra credit on Judgement Day.

Thanks a supermegagazillion,
GOD

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Cain’t help ya, GOD, but can ya gimme a few points for givin’ a damn, pardon my French?

And by the way, that gal swore she was 18. Didn’t she look it?

P.S. I really am tryin’ to quit smokin’…please don’t give me lung cancer just yet. I love Jesus, long hair and all.

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Mixed Metaphors

Tennhippie’s are the best. I miss that guy.

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Catch Phrase of the Century

This one was answered in the very first post.

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This is the only MPSIMS graffiti thread I could get the search engine to return. I don’t think it is the one you had in mind though.

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Well, GOD, I think this may be the graffiti page you were looking for…

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I was going to post here, but I’m an atheist, so I don’t believe this thread even exists. Sorry I couldn’t be of more help…

Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.

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You could just use the search button! Search the archives, too…find their profile page, its with the messages & check their profile.

On the other hand, are you sure they want to hear from you?